The introduction of a new playing card to standard decks is creating a furor among card players, casino owners, psychics, gypsies, 3-car monty dealers and kids with bicycles. Introduced last week without fan fare, the new card, marked with the let...
Donald McGill is famed across the length of breadth and Britain for his saucy seaside postcards, but few know that he was born on the Isle of Wight and lived her for seventy of his sixty-four years. Now a permanent museum in Newport will house a c...
P.M. Wortham engaged the world's best Euchre players this past weekend in an epic charity card playing event. Though coming short on the overall points victory, Wortham's good looks and engaging personality were enough of a draw to be featured in th...
With the Book of World's Records in attendance, P.M. Wortham, semi-famous hack spoof writer, will join thousands of others in an attempt to break the record for the world's largest Euchre tournament. Held in the Detroit area this coming weekend an...
Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi is in hiding after losing big in a game of high stakes poker. The flamboyant head of state lost out in what he called a "freak of nature" - after putting the deeds to Italy in the pot. Gambling experts s...
The local greeting card shop 'Birthmark' has opened a new section of 'alternative' cards designed for those usually awkward to cater for situations. Customers can purchase cards celebrating divorce anniversaries with friendly greetings such as "Fu...
Greeting Cards maker Mallhark have decided to create a new day in honour and blessing of the miraculously wonderful Jade Goody. The cards, recycled from magazines such as Now!, Look! and Wowzers!, are likely to be on sale within the next few weeks.
Today we can reveal that solitaire is in fact not the only game in town. Extensive investigation discovered that there are a vast number of games available. Even if the initial claim was referring just to card games it would not be correct. Poker,...
The scandal starved tabloid fotogs and reporters have never seen a more boring administration than the eight lean years of George W Bush. Even the Carter years look good with at least some lust even if it was only in his dirty little presidential hea...
Known as an obscure card game borne in U.S. Midwestern mining towns, Euchre was originally developed in the parlors of local brothels while patrons waited their turn for service. Often involving both customers and working girls from the same bro...
Hallmark, the world's largest retailer and producer of gift cards for all occasions (sympathy, birthdays, holidays, etc.) has announced that they will begin mass producing greeting cards for same sex marriages and for people with alternate lifestyles...
Authorities running the 2008 Poker World Series (PWS) have announced that all games are to be played with an additional card, known as the 'race card' which will give instant victory to any player that chooses to play it.
Forget about astrology, biorhythms, tarot cards, palm reading, crystal-gazing, tea-leaf reading, feng shui, phrenology, the US Meteorological Service and examining the entrails of a freshly-killed goose.
(Renton, WA) Since its release in 1994, the trading card game Magic: The Gathering has been a huge success, even spawning an online version in 2002. Several other similar games such as Pokemon have shown lesser success.
The Sports Wire---The Dearborn Independent is reporting that Detroit Tiger's left-handed pitcher Kenny Rogers has been ordered by team management "not to take a bath and especially not to wipe."...
All U.S. Air Force pilots will soon be required to use Common Access Cards, or "smart cards," to log on to aircraft and missiles. USAF is moving away from unsecure access in an effort to thwart saboteurs and terrorists from putting critica...
For as long as I can remember, I have always loved sports, baseball in particular. From riding the bench in my little league days to collecting ball cards of the players of my choosing, I was hooked. Baseball was a boy’s game, and in the heart and mesh cap of this aging youngster, this sentiment was all too true. As time has gone on, my love for America’s Past time has, well, past over time. B...
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