Washington, DC - Diana Ross is the top pick of the Obama administration to fill a vacancy on the supreme court should one become available soon. The president, long a fan of Motown, had more than a few reasons to be happy when he was elected. Amo...
Theran,Iran-Taking a cue from an old comedy skit, the United States successfully unleashed the world's deadliest joke on the Iranian government. Carefully crafted so as to be extremely funny only to it's intended target, the joke toppled the Iranian...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A Secret Service agent who wishes to remain secret, revealed today that President Obama is a hologram. The hologram is a projection from the special teleprompter. That teleprompter is always, by some strange coincidence, near the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - My most special source deep within the secrest recesses of U.S Homeland Security gave me the following somber news account. Today at the White House, President Obama started off with a normal teleprompted speech to his cabinet...
Washington AC/DC - (BongHits4Barack! Mess): Forget terms like 'organic black-eyed has-beans' and 'macrobiotic mustard (gas)' because the Obamas certainly have. Something kinda unexpected is sproutin' down on the old White House home grown veggie p...
The FBI wound down their hunt for missing President Barrack Obama after he was found in San Francisco just sittin' on the dock of the bay watching time just washing away! The President had got himself a bucket of Kentucky,a bottle of Root beer an...
Washington,DC/ Washington Post/Lifestyle Section - With the heat turned up in the capitol over repeated gaffes, missteps and autocratic pronouncements, fumbling Democratic legislators can't wait to get out of town and blow off a little steam! The...
American President Barack Obama was today removed from the White House and relegated to the Special Presidents team. After seeming able and capable in two years' campaigning to get elected, it now turns out that the African can't even appear on a dre...
It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...
Sarah Plain and Short on Smarts stuck to her guns and insisted that any stimulus from Washington, DC would be limited by her gubernatiorial good judgment. Palin insisted that she would not accept a package of stimulation that she did not find, well,...
Barack Obama on Jay Leno compared his retarded bowling score of 129 to the special olympics. In fact Special Olympian, and African American Kolan McConiughey has thrown three perfect games and averages 269 pins per game. Kolan has called out the...
23 year old retard Clarence Dippyshit from Alabama, has expressed dismay at remarks made by "champion of the people" President Barack Obama. "I voted for him and then he stabs us all in the back!" Said Dippyshit, who falls into the retard category...
Just one day after insulting each and every one of America's 99,000,000 retards on the Jay Leno show, Barack Obama has once again put his foot right in it by declaring he and the First Lady intend to grow their own Vegetables at the White House.
President Barack Obama has apologized to the chairman of the Special Olympics Committee for his late-night talk show quip equating his bowling skills to those of athletes with disabilities. Appearing on "The Tonight Show" Thursday, the president t...
(Arlington-TX) While appearing on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", President Barack Obama's self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United States. In res...
The Russian advertising company behind numerous adverts featuring the current US President have hit back at claims that the ads are racist. There has been outrage from the west at the adverts for products such as Chocolate-Vanilla Ice Cream. The a...
President Barack Obama has been criticised for a comment he made while being interviewed on the Jay Leno show. While discussing bowling, he made the self-deprecating comment "I'm so bad I could bowl for the Special Olympics". Yet it turns out that Pr...
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