The recent heatwave and soaring global temperatures are just not enough for the elderly and infirm of Great Britain who today complained, "It's bitter out."...
Chaos looks set to rein on the streets of Great Britain today as the glorious weather sets in for good and the majority of the Great British Public finds their main topic of conversation - the weather - has dried up.
The UK Met Office has said that this month has been the hottest April since records began in 1659. The average temperature was 12.2 degrees Celsius, a full 3 degrees higher than the previous historical high of 9.2 degrees Celsius rec...
England, March 2007, the weathermen are breathing a sigh of relief today as the clocks went forward signalling the start of the great British Spring time, closely followed by what most hope will be a Summer, as is sometimes the case.
It was a rather cloudy day. As the rain lashed the windows, Britney sat in her living room consulting an outdated weather forecast. Having decided to make most of the "clear, sunny day", she committed to embarking upon a "Tour de la France."...
100 mile per hour winds that ripped through the Denver area caused the windshields of 13 jumbo jets to crack while sitting on the runways. The snowstorm and high winds also caused closure of the airport and hundreds of flight cancellations and delay...
Kansas City, KA - In a freak, coincidental phenomena everyone on earth opened their bibles at the exact same time, creating the largest dust storm in the planet's history. Scientists are baffled by two things: How everyone on earth could decide to...
Rock Springs - Scientist, Fred Hurns, head of the Science Department at Washington State, had planned a three month tour of the country to help spread proof that the planet is suffering global warming. His tour was cut short, however, after freezing...
"Who cares if it's going to snow or rain when you can learn all the latest about who's in and who's out of Rehab?"...
The effects of so-called Global Warming will be felt hardest in the cold countries, but some Inuit have indicated they would welcome dramatic climate change.
Chilly winter temperatures returned to most of the US today, prompting President Bush to say that the global warming problem had finally been overcome. Much of the eastern half of the US had previously been experiencing extremely warm temperatures,...
Following on from their opening salvo a few weeks ago when they visited a thick fog on Britain, the Misty Action Warriors terror group, have now summoned up storms and torrential rain to sweep across Britain.
A hitherto unknown terror group "Misty Action Warriors" is claiming that it is behind the dense fog that is causing havoc all over Britain.
Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
With one week to go to the big day The Spoof can state categorically that it may or may not be a white Christmas this year.
A blistering report is published today that warns that if there was to be a spell of abnormally warm weather, then it could well herald disaster for Britons this coming summer.
A chilling report is published today that warns that if there was to be a spell of abnormally cold weather, then it could well herald disaster for Britons at this festive time.
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