Written by Duff

Sunday, 31 December 2006

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Britain's skies yesterday: before the storms set in.

Following on from their opening salvo a few weeks ago when they visited a thick fog on Britain, the Misty Action Warriors terror group, have now summoned up storms and torrential rain to sweep across Britain.

The weather has caused the cancellation of several high-profile celebrations scheduled to mark the arrival of 2007 round about midnight tonight.

In a coded message to The Spoof their leader, Windy Pops, says:

"People of Britain what did I tell you the other week, eh? The Fog buggered up your plans for Christmas and now our wind and rain has scuppered your New Year parties. Ha ha ha...ha ha ha... worrrra ha hah ha!"

It is reported that the Prime Minister is being kept up to date on the situation as he cadges a freebie out of the Bee Gees. His spokesman told The Spoof:

"Like wow man. Give me a bit more guide vocal in the track dude and check out these riffs man!"

Once again Johnny (2 jags) Prescott is left to deal with our national security and his office have said:

"This is most probably a prank by a spotty student and Mr. Prescott's turning a blind eye to it as he's got a party to go to; to make up for missing Christmas lunch when he had that gemstone problem"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britain, Weather

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