CHICAGO - Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan has just announced that the rumor is in fact true. Her brand, spanking new (no pun intended) girlfriend Eilat Anschel has agreed to appear in a six-page nude layout for PlayGuy Magazine and show it all from her tata's t...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen heartthrob Justin Bieber has reportedly told one of his close friends Kim Kardashian that he plans to visit Lindsay Lohan once she gets settled into her new jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles. Jus...
US actress and model Lindsay Lohan, who was handed a 90-day jail sentence for violating her probation in a 2007 drug case, has spent the last 24 hours attempting to put together an escape team to assist her in a bid from the jail - even though her ja...
LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Dee Lohan has asked her attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, to please ask Judge Marsha Revel if she can have a jail cell at The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women that has a carpet. LiLo said that she hates to put her pretty little w...
Lindsay Lohan reported to jail today, she was placed in a cell with 2 bunks, a concrete floor and a steel potty to crap in. She is not very happy about it at all and who can blame her, who wants to share a cell with 3 other people who are not as r...
It seems like only yesterday, another Hollywood bad girl celebrity was being hauled off to jail after stringing the Los Angeles judicial system along for what seemed an eternity. A little over three years ago, in May, 2007, Paris Hilton was on her way to jail with jokes about pink jumpsuits and private cells with hot tubs following right behind. Now it's Lindsay Lohan's turn and Paris, having l...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - A California judge has sentenced one of the Left Coast's biggest brats to serve jail time for violating the conditions of her parole. Lindsay Dee Lohan, aka LiLo was sentenced to serve 90 days incarcerated at The Zsa Zsa Gabor St...
Mean Girls and all round naughty girl star Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail yesterday by a Beverly Hills court on a charge of breaching bail conditions. Lohan had apparently failed to attend the required number of alcohol dependency...
Lindsay Lohan, the famous child star actress who has become an out of control adult, was sentenced to 90 days in jail, to be followed by 90 days in a residential substance abuse program. She screamed loudly in the courtroom upon learning that both f...
The Government today admitted that Wormwood Scrubs Prison had been stolen. A spokesperson said that the prison had been missing for a few days. Prison Govenor, Judas Priest, said; "We realised something was wrong when our keys would not fit the l...
A new very uncomfortable prison is being secretly built in he U.S. territory of Guam. Most cells will be for 1 person each, the prisoners will sleep on a wooden bench, no toilet the prisoners will be using a hole in the floor instead whenever they...
LONDON - George Alan O'Dowd, aka Boy George hoping to jump start his career if rumors are to be believed that he will pose in the nude for PlayGuy Magazine. Back during the 80s the Culture Club lead singer managed to gather quite a following and r...
Famously under-rated spoof reporter the Medium Cheese has been jailed for 7 years following a complaint from a member of the public about an article. For legal reasons, we cannot publish the identity of the complainant, nor the report, nor the in...
Last night the last jail in Britain was closed. Now all the prisons are being either pulled down or converted to recreation centres for ex-criminals. A dramatic drop in crime to zero has occurred under the new premiership of PM Cameron. His new in...
Structural engineers have noticed a dangerous bulge on an external wall at Wormwood Scrubs and have voiced concerns that if overcrowding is not brought under control, some prisons may physically burst. Jails such as Dartmoor may be allowed to 'blo...
It is well known that the majority of guilty people WILL re-offend within 12 months of gaining their freedom. Why,therefore, will fewer prisoners go to prison? This is a question on many a tongue. This is a question to which we, the normal people with common sense who inhabit this earth, already know the answer. It's a laugh don't you think? The people in charge of criminals have now real...
A notorious gangland killer has been awarded nearly £50,000 of taxpayers money following reports of inadequate dental care at a top security prison. Food Michael Steel, 82, speaking from his cell, defended the decision. "Look, I've waited 2 wee...
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