London - (Real Estate Mess): Madonna has emerged as the shadowy secret wheeler-dealer behind Hampstead Garden Suburb's £50 million price tag gin palace, Topcrack Mansion.
Madonna has attacked "Red" Ken Livingstone for the gridlock, congestion and pollution caused by the green Mayor's congestion charge.
Lucky Star Lady Madonna has bought 'The Punchbowl' Public House in Mayfair Lock & Stock and Barrel from Greg Foreman son of The Hard Case Freddie Foreman for...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Madonna is hopping mad at a London newspaper that said the butchered body of wealthy 23 year-old Norwegian socialite Martine Vik Magnussen was found 'less than five minutes' walk from her Marylebone home...
London - (Hardcore Ass Mess): Perennial peroxide entertainer Madonna-Kebab is to release her swansong album for Wannabe Brothers entitled Hardcore Candy - a tribute to UK fraudster property developers Nick and Christian Candy.
Vatican City - (Farcial Mess): A 1996 NATO military intelligence disinformation campaign that ended up being flogged by Opus Dei to the Vatican as bona fide post-cold war state secrets has been been systematically scavenged by gullible riff-raff like...
Pop superstar Madonna is to take the place left vacant by Hollywood legend Steven Spielberg as artistic director for the Beijing Olympics. Madonna, who this week unveiled her directorial debut "...
Berlin - (Putrid Cinematography Mess): Relentless self-reinventer Madonna-Kebab was in hiding today after critics panned her latest film offering Filth, Wisdom & Self-Delusion likening it to a lurid, tacky, cliche-ridden descent into the aby...
Socialite and elephant-lover Paris Hilton has added her celebrity presence to a high profile Internet campaign to locate a missing New Jersey man.
Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...
Israel - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Pleading jet (s)lag and a pinched nerve in his abdomen, President Bush somehow managed to persuade Israeli PM Ehud Olmert today to take him to a holistic Tel Aviv brothel run on Kabbalistic principles by singer Ma...
Pop superstar Madonna has signed a deal worth millions with his satanic magesty, The Devil. At a press conference in Malawi, the singer announced the details of the deal to the astonished press.
Tel Aviv - (Reuterus): Israeli President Shimon Perez has said that an exact DNA match between himself and 'ambassador for Judaism' Madonna points to just one thing:...
Los Angeles, California - (Recovery Mess): A fight to the death for Britney Spears' soul is under way in LA.
Los Angeles, California - (Ass Mess): Madonna is secretly helping beleaguered Britney Spears to move to London after the Californian singer's temporary loss of custody of her two young sons to money-grubbing ex-husband Kevin Federline.
Los Angeles, California: (Ass Mess & Reuterus): Madonna's desperate climb to Rock 'N' Roll's Hole of Fame took a step closer this week with the announcement of her nomination along with other desperate wannabes including Leon...
Wiltshire - (Real Estate Mess): Repossession documents for the immediate seizure of Madonna's Ascombe Manor country pile have been signed in the Chancery Division of the Royal Courts of Justice for enforcement this week.
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