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Funny story: President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

President George Bush: Republican Jedi?

After taking a beating in recent opinion polls following the 9-11 Commissions disclosures regarding the absence of evidence relating to links between Al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein's Iraqi regime, President George W. Bush attempted...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Al-Qaeda Lets Loose Giant Bunny in Dallas, TX!

Dallas, TX -- Residents of the city woke up Monday morning to find a giant bunny ravaging downtown buildings. Al-Qaeda has already claimed responsibility for the attack.

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Funny story: Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Bausch & Lomb denies giving Iraq Al Qaeda Contacts

Bush insists Saddam had Al Qaeda Contacts...

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda hates America, plans attacks, says US Dept. of Obvious

Al-Qaeda hates America, plans attacks, says US Dept. of Obvious

New evidence suggests group may be terror organization that targets large buildings, government installations and populous cities...

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Funny story: Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

Terror pterodactyl may attack soon

The U.S. has received credible "chatter" that al-Qaeda may or may not try to attack the U.S. within the next 12 to 1,200 days, perhaps using a plane, a train, acid rain … or worse, a giant man-eating pterodactyl. Justice Department wacko John Ash...

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Funny story: New terror threats proclaimed

New terror threats proclaimed

U.S. Utterly General, Mr. John Asscraft announced new terror threats from the Al-Qaeda today.

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Funny story: Muslim Cleric Fails in Attempt to Start Terror Training Camp in U.S., Left Eye Blamed

Muslim Cleric Fails in Attempt to Start Terror Training Camp in U.S., Left Eye Blamed

Eugene, OR - Radical Muslim Cleric Mustafa Kamel Mustafa was arrested in London Thursday for his role in trying to start a terrorist training camp on U.S. soil. Officials say Mustafa was the key figure in a small al-Qaeda group that was actively recr...

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Funny story: Ashcroft issues terrorist warnings

Ashcroft issues terrorist warnings

Washington - Attorney General John Ashcroft has issued a warning about possible Al-Qaeda attacks this summer. Ashcroft said, "We thought they would take the summer off. Typically, Al-Qaeda vacations in Amish country or the Outer Banks of Nor...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Appoints Bush Sultan

Al Qaeda Appoints Bush Sultan

(Damascus, Syria) In an apparent attempt to embarrass American President George Bush, the Ruling Council of al Qaeda has appointed President Bush "Sultan of Terror," an honorary, adjunct position on the Ruling Council.

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Funny story: Al-Qaeda In Talks To Form Alliance with Ku Klux Klan; Jerry Springer a Potential Stumbling Block.

Al-Qaeda In Talks To Form Alliance with Ku Klux Klan; Jerry Springer a Potential Stumbling Block.

Citing similarities in strategic objectives: "The elimination of the United States Government and the destruction of the Jewish State", Al-Qaeda today announced that it was close to finalizing a strategic alliance with the Ku Klux Klan. Inside source...

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Funny story: Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

Omarosa hired by Al Qaeda

After an intense interview process with Al Qaeda's number one man,Osama bin Laden, Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth was hired to head up the organization's Transportation Department.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda: Pakistanis Not Revolting Enough

Al Qaeda: Pakistanis Not Revolting Enough

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan - In a new tape received today by Al Jazeera, Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden blasted the Pakistani people.

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Funny story: House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

House Pets, Ducks, Targeted by Cheney; "Spot" the Dog is Executed!

The deadly dog, cat and mouse game with the Taliban and Al Qaeda in America has literally hit home in America.

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Funny story: Economic Recovery in Afghanistan

Economic Recovery in Afghanistan

Despite the utter destruction and ongoing military operations against al Qaeda operatives, Afghanistan is awash in long-term public and private plans for investment and reconstruction. The central bank has teamed up with the World Bank and the Intern...

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Funny story: Rover Malfunctions Traced to Al-Qaeda

Rover Malfunctions Traced to Al-Qaeda

NASA scientists, previously baffled as to the cause of the Mars rover Spirit's technical misbehaviour, announced in a press conference this morning that there was "credible evidence" that the rover had been damaged by small-arms fire.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda invest in state of the art video editing suite.

Al Qaeda invest in state of the art video editing suite.

Recent footage broadcast on the Arabic speaking Qatar based news channel, Al Jazeera shows that Bin Laden now has a powerful ally in the information war.

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Funny story: Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Dairy Queen Fire Suspicious

Big Spring, TX- The residents of this quiet west Texas town woke up to the most disturbing news to hit the town since Mayor Stiehl's public indecency scandal of two years ago.

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