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Funny story: GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

GOP Scours Homeless Shelters Rehab Centers for 2012 Congressional Candidates!

The wire services are reporting this morning that the RNC, on behalf of the GOP, is starting a nationwide search for candidates in the 2012 congressional elections. This comes in the aftermath of the Democratic victory in up-state NY where a Republic...

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Funny story: Palin: "If I win Iowa, do I get to be President?"

Palin: "If I win Iowa, do I get to be President?"

Sources within the Palin campaign have leaked details of a recent meeting and Sarah Palin is not pleased. Reuters is reporting that a member of her staff, who apparently is not in favor of her presidential run is talking and telling all. A source speaking on condition of anonymity tells Reuters that Todd Palin is the prime suspect. Governor Palin has instructed her entire staff to take...

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Funny story: GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

GOP Congress: "Legalize Marijuana!"

When John Boehner stood up to introduce the legislation, it took the nations Capitol, by surprise. The press corps was stunned, the nation shocked, and the Europeans amused. The Majority Leader of the US House of Representatives was introducing l...

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Funny story: Gingrich's Dog Lifts Leg on Master! He Quits Campaign!

Gingrich's Dog Lifts Leg on Master! He Quits Campaign!

Political pundits were having a field day this week after Newt Gingrich's roll-out of his 2012 presidential campaign. "Stumbled getting out of the gate," said Chris Matthews on his Crossfire show. "Not a pretty picture," commented David Gregory...

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Funny story: Dominique Strauss-Kahn: "Just say...Oui!"

Dominique Strauss-Kahn: "Just say...Oui!"

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head of the International Monetary Fund, arrived in NYC to open his campaign to bring French culture to the United States of America. The theme of the timely and forward looking campaign was: "Just Say Oui!" His plans have be...

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Funny story: Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...

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Funny story: Elvis Alive in Pakistan!

Elvis Alive in Pakistan!

For the second Sunday in a row, network programming was interrupted for a news flash on May 9th. President Obama appeared on all major networks and cable TV to announce that Elvis Presley had been found alive and well in Pakistan! Obama stated, "F...

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Funny story: Gingrich: "Better to sin & repent than having to repent never sinning!"

Gingrich: "Better to sin & repent than having to repent never sinning!"

Newt Gingrich, potential GOP candidate for president, issued a statement this morning prior to his formal announcement later this week. Pundits are saying it is an effort to minimize his history of marital infidelities and other transgressions that w...

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Funny story: GOP Advertises on Craigslist for 2012 Candidates. Most Responders Prostitutes!

GOP Advertises on Craigslist for 2012 Candidates. Most Responders Prostitutes!

The wire services are reporting today that, since last weekend's debate in SC, the GOP has been running ads for potential 2012 presidential candidates on Craigslidy. According to sources inside the RNC speaking on condition of anonymity, there have b...

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Funny story: Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

Navy Seal Program Cut by GOP Congress!

The press is reporting today that the GOP controlled House of Representatives has cut funding for the Navy Seals program in their proposed 2012 budget. It was a shocking move in wake of the Osama Bin Laden killing. Democrats were outraged and the med...

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Funny story: Gaddafi Calls Obama: "Hey Bro, Want to Catch a Nationals Game?"

Gaddafi Calls Obama: "Hey Bro, Want to Catch a Nationals Game?"

The news services are reporting today that Muammar Gaddafi called President Obama yesterday in the wake of the killing of Osama Bin Laden. The White House staff was skeptical at first but when it was confirmed, they put the call through to the President. He switched on his speaker phone speaker phone so his staff could listen. First reports state that the conversation was as follows: Obama:...

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Funny story: Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

Bachmann: "Obama should have done it himself!"

The news media is reporting that when the news of the death of Osama Bin Laden was announced on Sunday night, the outpouring of praise for President Obama was almost universal. "Not quite," reports the AP as the nay-sayers were quick to respond. C...

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Funny story: "F" Bomb now being dropped by all GOP 2012 Candidates!

"F" Bomb now being dropped by all GOP 2012 Candidates!

Donald Trump spoke in Las Vegas this last week and broke all the rules for proper decorum in using foul language. The condemnation was universal. The RNC stated, "It's time. Donald Trump is not the person for the US presidency." Chris Matthews...

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Funny story: "Right to Wife" Plank in GOP 2012 Platform

"Right to Wife" Plank in GOP 2012 Platform

Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump have introduced "Right to Wife" as part of the GOP platform in 2012. In a joint press conference the two potential candidates made clear their intentions in going forward to a successful presidential run. Gingrich...

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Funny story: Trump disses Michelle Obama. Detained and sent to Marine Brig in Quantico

Trump disses Michelle Obama. Detained and sent to Marine Brig in Quantico

In what some are calling a breach of the first Amendment of the US Constitution, Donald Trump was detained this week and sent to the Marine Corps brig at Quantico, Virginia. First reports say that he is in the same cell as Bradley Manning had been oc...

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Funny story: Trump Rally on DC Mall: "We shall Overcomb One Day!"

Trump Rally on DC Mall: "We shall Overcomb One Day!"

Singing, "We shall ovecomb, we shall overcomb one day," they arrived by the thousands in chartered buses. Most were from rehab centers and assisted living centers from up and down the east coast. Although the participants from the rehab centers tho...

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Funny story: Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs Announce 2012 GOP Presidential Bid

Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs Announce 2012 GOP Presidential Bid

The announcement came late yesterday via Youtube, facebook, emails, and a fifteen-minute special on Fox News. There she was, Snow Whitee and the Seven Dwarfs: Sneezy, Sleepy, Dopey, Doc, Happy, Bashful, & Grumpy. Speaking for herself and...

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