Sir Elton John, the Official Songwriting Genius to Her Majesty the Queen, has today announced that he is to write another new song to commemorate the end of the Princess Diana Murder Inquest, which f...
In an amazing story of loyalty and courage it has been revealed that Harry has been fighting the Taleban on the front line in Afghanistan, the MoD has confirmed. Harry, 23, the third son of Mark and Julie Dawson of Rotherham, South Yorkshire, has spe...
Buckingham Palace - (Lurid Ass Mess): "Grandma should give him a gong," Prince Harry laughed today as UK tabloids continued to rip into daft Nazi S&M orgy fan Max Mosley.
Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan where he has been on the front line, fighting against some of the most ferocious people on this planet, the Taliban.
London - (Re:uterus & Ass Mess): A pregnant twelve year-old Taleban warlord's daughter is suing Prince Harry for desertion in the divorce courts in London.
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Chelsy Davy has dumped Prince Harry following reports that he secretly married a Taleban warlord's eldest daughter who is now two months pregnant with twins.
Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan from where he has been serving on the front line of the British Army facing the Taliban, one of the most ferocious foes on this planet.
Nine out of ten Taleban warlords say their sense of self-esteem has soared after seeing gingernut Prince Harry mincing round in designer combats and £250-a-pop Raybans on their home turf near Kandahar. That is the verdict from a startling YouIdiot...
Apparently applying the adage "Any publicity is good publicity, especially if your magazine's name is transcendentally insipid," the Australian women's weekly New Idea defied an officially-requested news em...
The press leak detailing Prince Harry's exploits in Afghanistan could lead to further revelations about senior royals' covert operations, a worried Buckingham Palace insider revealed today.
Prince Harry, sent home from The War in Afghanistan in disgrace by military commanders, has told reporters he doesn't like England very much, and wishes it would sink.
Returning hero, Prince Harry, has caused a stir by branding his homeland as pants!...
Prince Harry was recently ordered to return from Afghanistan, his deployment there being deemed too dangerous for a Prince of the Royal Blood. But in a surprising development, all 5700 British troops in Afghanistan were also brought home for the same...
Prince Harry is to be allowed to continue his mission back here in the UK.
Prince Harry insists he is not up for a hero and hails the "humbling' bravery of his mates and squaddies who can eat any size or amount of sandwiches, as well as go days without bathing.
London - (Gut-wrenching Mess): Foreign Orifice sources have strenuously denied that the Drudge Report's crediting with Prince Harry's sudden Afghani recall is a government PR masterpiece.
GB News has just announced on its Website that reporter Gordon Bennet has been detained by MI6 in Kabul for revealing the whereabouts of Prince Harry...
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