London - (Gut-wrenching Mess): Foreign Orifice sources have strenuously denied that the Drudge Report's crediting with Prince Harry's sudden Afghani recall is a government PR masterpiece.
However NATO sources are adamant that the silly Puppet Monarchy tosser could face court-martial for his Tora Bora antics.
These concern Harry's first week in Afghanistan when he apparently tried to forge secret contact with Taleban warlords, offering to marry an opium dealing tribal elder's firstborn daughter in exchange for a signed peace treaty naming his as the deal-broker.
"Harry offered matrimony, a fabulous dowry of Princess Diana's jewels, all his royal benefits allowance books and free British passports for the bride's six thousand relatives," a NATO official told reporters today.
"Some sources claim the marriage ceremony actually took place," the NATO spokesman added, "and that Princess Harry - as we are forced to call her - is already eight weeks pregnant."
Whitehole mandarins were seething in silence today as these reports spread like wildfire.
"Apparently the ultrasound scans say Harry has hit the jackpot with twin boys," regimental pals chuckled today.
"Of course, there will have to be a proper DNA test."
