Snug Harbor, FL - Thousands of senior citizens, elderly folks, old farts, and just plain "Age-Challenged" are coming back to their nursing homes, assisted living facilities, and their houses wasted off their asses and then dying - according...
There was a real case of misfortune when an elderly shopper in Bradford missed his bus home on Monday, with the result that, frozen goods he had bought were almost defrosted by the time he eventually...
Over a dozen cases of "Gereatric Disease" has hit in Iowa and Illinois in the past month. It is a disease which children age to an elderly age in less than three weeks before dying of old age.
Bill Onions was only six when he got a taste for beer. His mother, 1930's socialite and Pad maker, Norah Onions, slipped her little lad a sly half which he much enjoyed.
A scheme put forward by the government to allow young people and teenagers to travel free on bus services throughout Britain, has come under fire from grumpy old pensioners.
Maude Gonne-Broke had a nice little house paid for free and clear and a small pension from her lifetime as a nurse. That was, until her friendly neighborhood banker convinced her to sign her house over to the bank for a monthly reverse mortgage check...
To many people the word "klitting" evokes images of grandmotherly types wrapped in shawls, gently coasting in their rocking chairs as their nimble fingers fly. But those images are rapidly changing.
South Beach, Florida - Jean Merola, 75-year-old grandmother of eight, sat in her car at a McDonald's drive-thru waiting for her order of coffee and fries but not quite pulling forward to the pick up window because the cashier told her to wait, it...
A spritely 101 year old is going to run in The London Marathon this year and is already training in preparation for it. He can actually bend over and tie his laces in his Nike trainers.
Two grandmothers, both over the age of 80, today appeared in court in Southampton accused of a number of charges from disturbing the peace to affray and Actual Bodily Harm.
I am the fattest man in the world. The last time I was taken down to the post office by my brother's wife for a weighing, I came in a just a pinch over 2000 pounds. I don't feel that fat. Like old people who say that they eternally feel 35, I have had the idea that my weight is about 1500 or perhaps 1600 pounds. Not the 2000 that the scale says. I live naked all the time, except when I mus...
People in the over 60s age group are now more sexually active than their younger counterparts, according to a bloke in the pub.
Today it was announced by the government that it is to cut all normal electricity supplies and instead have old men lined up on a hill in the Yorkshire dales girating simultaneously with conductors attached to their groins.
Cricklewood, London - (Rotters): Nobel prize winner Doris Lessing played a blinder this week accepting the prestigious literature gong for a lifetime of humbug and denial about some murky DNA secrets lurking in her personal closet.
A spokesman for the North Carolina Nursing Homes Association (NCNHA) said that nursing homes will now require all prospective residents to pass a strength test in order to be admitted. This new requirement is mandatory for all nursing homes in North...
South Beach, Florida - A study reports that elderly people are staying sexually active well into their 60's, 70's, 80's and beyond what God, Mother Nature or their bodies intended. Although no doubt keeping the elderly mentally vibrant an...
LONDON (Defecated News) - It would appear that for many citizens, things are getting a bit too much of a concern nowadays. Many people, especially old folk with too much time to think, are finding things a bit of a worry.
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