Washington--Washington offered Israel $3 billion in military aid and will not support any United Nations resolution to recognize Palestine as a sovereign nation. "We decided that the best way to get peace in the Middle East is to offer Israel lo...
Leaders of the G20 group of failing economies have agreed to avoid devaluation of currencies by applying 'best before dates' to money, during talks in the South Korean capital, Seoul. In a twist that would dizzy a corpse, leaders agreed the measur...
Rumours are circulating the City that the Chancellor George Osbourne is about to announce the abolition of decimal currency and introduce a return to imperial coinage. Insiders at the Treasury have been hearing whispers of a 'Plan d' emanating fro...
Thank goodness for the kind nature of good-intentioned celebrities without whom we would be wandering in a sea of confusion. Cyndi Lauper is one of the rare celebrities who tells it like it is. Her hit single "Money Changes Everything" was about how...
Admitting to press earlier this past Monday, representatives of the Afghanistan government under President Karzai, report receiving money from the Iranian government. Referred to as "transparent financial aid" and received in the form of cash, Karza...
Horace Whimpley was driving along the Indiana interstate near Indianapolis Wednesday when he says he began to see money falling out of the sky. As he looked closer, he realized an armored car directly in front of him had unwittingly released several...
A new alarming trend shows that parents in America, far from inculcating good moral values in their God-fearing children have actually started to become more materialistic. The kids seem to be worried. "They always have money on their mind and the...
Now that the Government's independent banking commission is looking at reform in the industry, banking giant HSBC has announced that it intends to increasingly replace £20 Notes with the smaller £5 denomination as it runs down stocks of the banknote...
Leaders of the Grey Economy are advising people 'of a certain age' to stop saving and spend. Not only will this help to revive the ailing economy it will mean they can apply for all the benefits being taken away because they have too much saved to...
Minnesota resident Sally Smith, has recently declared her irritation with her boyfriend's unwavering quest for the perfect home-based business opportunity. Smith, a gainfully employed Paralegal, has reached her patience limit with boyfriend Tom Jone...
Spoof writer BurgeoningIndustry has an ingenious business plan based on the saying 'you have to spend money to make money', that he believes will make him millions. Investors all agree that money doesn't grow on carrot trees, and that gold at the en...
'I realise not everybody can win in the Lottery but you must admit I deserve my Seven Billion Pound win!' declared the Chief Executive of Bonus Bank Limited. We sat over a glass of Champagne in an exclusive club in Mayfair celebrating Jeremiah Win...
The FSA is to be mothballed by the incoming government after it failed in all it's statutory objectives. It's 2,800 workers will be put on gardening leave from next week with the possibility of moving to the treasury or OFT at a later date. In a d...
Divulging a few home truths about the precarious financial situation hanging like a "Sword of Damocles" over the pop/rock world, Grandaddy, Mick Jagger, has opened his heart and gave the following statement: "I never always had money, it was diffi...
What does borrowing to invest mean? Essentially it is buying or building of an asset with the aim of returning a profit/benefit/value/service/income to the investor above and beyond the transaction and borrowing costs perhaps in perpetuity. A good ex...
A study conducted for the Post Office claims that holidaymakers who buy euros at British airports rather than on the high street waste £16 on the average transaction. The analysis found that most travellers tried to change an average of £10 yet o...
Unless they strike it rich like J. K. Rowling, writers can often find themselves strapped for cash. (Harry Potter! That was magic, right?) So here's a guaranteed, sure fire, money spinning idea. Are you ready for this? Okay, here it is: OPEN UP A MEN'S BARBER SHOP AND EMPLOY NAKED WOMEN TO CUT THEIR HAIR! Take my word for it, in a few short hours the place will be packed solid. Bald men will b...
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