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Funny story: Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Chelsea aim to win 'control of the universe' to pacify disappointed fans

Despite appearing in the Champions League final at the end of this month and being level on points with Manchester United in the Premiership with only one game to go, many Chelsea fans are disappointed with their team's performance this year.

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Funny story: Manchester United v. Chelsea Title Race Latest

Manchester United v. Chelsea Title Race Latest

Manchester United and Chelsea go into the penultimate weekend of their titanic Premiership battle both knowing that a slip-up now could prove vital, but on the other hand, it may not be.

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Funny story: Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police Happy over the 'Plastic Fans' Final

Moscow Police were today celebrating F.C Chelskis victory over Liverpool. Our reporter was allowed a brief interview with Vladimir Killthemov "Chief of Security".

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Funny story: Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

Avram Grant Voted Best Chelsea Manager Since...

A survey amongst Chelsea fans after last night's 3-1 Champions League victory over Liverpool, has shown that a significant number of them regard Avram Grant as the best manager since Jose...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and

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Funny story: Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and Chelsea Managers In Possible 'Fight To The Death'

Manchester United and their closest rivals Chelsea are now level on points at the top of the Premier League, and could well share the title, if reports are true, which they are not.

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Funny story: Terry defends Drogba - mascot in stable condition.

Terry defends Drogba - mascot in stable condition.

John Terry has launched a strong defence of the Chelsea teams actions on Saturday which left one of the team mascots in a stable but critical condition in a west London Hospital.

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Funny story: Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Reds Can Halt Jinx at Chelsea

Liverpool boss, Rafael Benitez, believes his side can overcome its poor record at Chelsea and reach the Champions League final.

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Funny story: Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

Liverpool's Riise In Transfer Talks With Chelsea

John Arne Riise, the Liverpool player who headed a late equaliser for Chelsea in the 95th minute of the Champions League Semi-Final first leg at Anfield last night, is to hold transfer talks with Blues' boss

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Funny story: Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham Hotspur 4 Chelsea 4 - Exciting!

Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...

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Funny story: Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Fan Warning: Details Of Rearranged Premier & Lower League Matches

Football fans have reacted angrily to the news that the English Premier League have decided to play matches on foreign soil, with many claiming they will give up supporting football altogether; others say they will still attend match...

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Funny story: Avram Grants' Coat Dies

Avram Grants' Coat Dies

Chelsea Manager Avram Grant was unavailable for comment tonight after the sudden death of his beloved black overcoat, Alan.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Frank Lampard Out With Torn Ego

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard has been ruled out of playing for at least three months today, after he suffered a Torn Ego in the 4-4 draw with Aston Villa at Stamford Bridge at the weekend.

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Funny story: Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Chelsea Sign Daniel Radcliffe To Supply That "Missing Magic"

Premiership title challengers Chelsea have agreed terms with the film star Daniel Radcliffe in a bid to put back some of the magic that has been lacking since the departure of their former manager

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Funny story: Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Abramovich Leaves Chelsea For FC Abramograd

Roman Abramovich, ex-KGB oligarch and 74th most evil man on the planet, has left Chelsea in a rage, manager Avram Grant citing the billionaires reasons to be, in the Russian's own words as a disagreement with "that w****r John Cherry and an...

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Funny story: John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...

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Funny story: Drogba Signs For Fulham

Drogba Signs For Fulham

Didier Drogba, the unsettled Chelsea striker, has signed for London neighbours Fulham in a surprise deal on the eve of the Blues' fixture against the Craven Cottage side tomorrow.

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