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Funny story: Angelina's Twins Not Brad's

Angelina's Twins Not Brad's

Once a gain I bring news of shocking celebrity scandals straight from the recesses of my own mind. The voices are telling me today that heavily pregnant Angelina Jolie's twin babies are NOT husband Brad Pitt's. They are in fact close friend T...

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Funny story: Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Madonna Claims She's "Like a Virgin" With A-Rod

Madonna, the singer and original pop-tart, claims that she is not having an affair with New York Yankees player Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) as has been reported in several media sources. This singer says that A-Rod's wife is mistaken in her accusations a...

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Funny story: Brangelina Baby Born Under "Unusual Circumstances"

Brangelina Baby Born Under "Unusual Circumstances"

Activist-moviestar Angelina Jolie gave birth today to her first child (that is first non-adopted, non-foreign child). To the surprise of the "Wanted" star and her husband, Brad Pitt, the child appeared rather old.

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Funny story: WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

WALL-E Enormous at the Box Office; Jolie's Jugs Come in 2nd

(La La Land, CA) - By turning on both children and adults, WALL-E sucked up nearly $63 million at the North American box office this past weekend. Telling the story of the last working sex toy/vacuum cleaner left on a barren and ref...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Set To Give Birth In Antarctica

Angelina Jolie Set To Give Birth In Antarctica

Hollywood CA -- Angelina Jolie decided to give birth to her twins in Antarctica. She will have her children on the Ross Ice Sheet surrounded by squawking penguins and curious sea lions. The twins will be the first humans ever born on the Ice Continen...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

Angelina Jolie and Madonna Compete For Adoption of Jamie Lynn Spears Baby

(Hollywood-CA) You wouldn't think that Jamie Lynn Spears, who this week gave birth to a baby girl named Maddie and is the star of Nickelodeon's popular "Zoey 101", would need to give her baby up for adoption. But vy...

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Funny story: Brangelina To Adopt Ed Mcmahon

Brangelina To Adopt Ed Mcmahon

Hollywood, CA - Having heard that former Carson sidekick and mail-order contest icon Ed Mcmahon is in danger of having his Beverly Hills home foreclosed on, actress Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt have agreed to adopt the octogenarian celebrity.

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Funny story: Jolie confidants: 'ET' knew twins source anonymous

Jolie confidants: 'ET' knew twins source anonymous

NEW YORK (AP) -- "Entertainment Tonight" aired a story about the birth of Angelina Jolie's twins despite being repeatedly told beforehand that the anonymous report was based on anonymous information from an anonymous person impersonatin...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Siamese Twins

Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Siamese Twins

(Hollywood CA) Movie star Angelina Jolie confirmed rumours today that she is pregnant with conjoined (Siamese) twins. An ultrasound shows the twins are joined at the hip and cannot be separated.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt

Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt

Angeline Jolie, star of movies such as Foxfire and 'When Collagen goes wrong' has given birth to twins in an Indian Teepee today. Continuing her humanitarian work, aging popstar Madonna is expected to legally adopt both, at some point this we...

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Funny story: Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie reconcile as Brangelina welcome arrival of identical twin girls! They have Brad's eyes and Angie's mouth says proud gramps Jon Voight

Jon Voight and Angelina Jolie reconcile as Brangelina welcome arrival of identical twin girls! They have Brad's eyes and Angie's mouth says proud gramps Jon Voight

ILE D'AMOUR, FRANCE: Brad Pitt says Angelina Jolie is resting comfortably after having given birth to identical twin daughters. The proud father said he was extremely excited with the arrival of his 'new lad...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis

Angelina Jolie's phantom pregnancy ghosted by classic Womb Raider psychosis

France - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): French doctors have refused to perform an emergency caeserian on Angelina Jolie after ultrasound scans revealed nothing more than a fully-blown pseudocyesis.

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Funny story: Second Controversial Jolie Video Surfaces

Second Controversial Jolie Video Surfaces

Hot on the heels of a video of a young Angelina Jolie partying, a more recent secret video of the actress has surfaced.

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Funny story: The Spoof.com writer/psychic proven correct as Brangelina twin pregnancy finally confirmed!

The Spoof.com writer/psychic proven correct as Brangelina twin pregnancy finally confirmed!

Once again, The Spoof.com writer shea lo has proven remarkable psychic skills.

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angelina Jolie set to destroy own vagina

Angeline Jolie, the big-lipped star of Tomb Raider today confirmed she was expecting twins thus abandoning any hope of retaining a youthful tuppence.

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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Hayden Panettiere sex tape on sale - Internet crashes!

Heroes starlet Hayden Panettiere has joined the ranks of the Hollywood elite by launching her own online sex video co-starring Angelina Jolie. Demand for the video has been so high the internet crashed at around 10pm last night and boffins have been...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

Jennifer Aniston to be Angelina's Maid of Honour

The rumours surrounding the pending nuptials of the famous "cheaters" Angelina & Brad, have now become a reality.

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