LOS ANGELES - Zac Efron has just told Larry King that he will start shooting his new movie Big Foot Gets Abducted By Vampire Aliens in two weeks. The film which is being co-produced by Vilandro Gorianzanni and Luigi Luigiani will be shot in locati...
Mohamed Al Fayed, the retired ex-owner of Harrods and billionaire entrepreneur, has made startling claims today about the 'deaths' of his son Dodi and Diana, the former Princess of Wales. In a new book launched today, 'Diana and Dodi,the Untold St...
William B Shuttlesworth from the Planet Neptunia in the Galaxy of Orgon 6, shed tears of betrayel and sadness when not one of his 'friends' turned up to his 15th Birthday party. Oink oink. "I had balloons and Rice Krispie buns", William said,...
At long last it's been settled. The same creepy face and stare, their own language....yes, Down's Syndrome people ARE Aliens who've tried (unsuccessfully) to adapt human hosts to their ambition for world domination. Never mind the Lizards of V or the Big Glowy eyed robot Gort - this is REAL boys and girls and world governments not only know about it, but have long negotiated their 'integration...
Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...
On a lonely Nevada highway, Mary Coontz sped along in her 1950 Rambler making her way back to Hermosa Beach, California. She had been covering a story about the strange cattle molestation case in Groom Lake, Nevada and was in a big hurry to submit he...
A new planet called Planet Dindon has been discovered surrounding Alpha Centuri, this planet consists of aliens that look like cats but talk like humans, they have their own language and their own alphabet as well. It is now alleged that some of t...
An alien being from the planet Mars, who came to the UK in 2009 as an asylum-seeker, is due to be deported in the next few weeks. Mr Xxrm Shrx, aged 46 Martian years, was an unemployed sand-miner on the barren planet, when he decided he could have...
In an embarrassing statement to a parliamentary sub committee this afternoon, RAF chief Sir Rostron Riddle-Me-Ree told ministers that last week, aliens probably had been hovering over London for half an hour, in giant spacecraft shaped like a cloud,...
Simon Cowell Has admitted that after his succesfull shows in every country on earth such as "x factor", "Britain's got tallent" "American Idol", "Russian rave" "Eskimo entertainer" and "Cambodian crooner" new talent on Earth is rarer than oil and by...
Several people have claimed 'contact with aliens' this weekend. Reports from Hong Kong, Australia, Peru, Bangladesh, and Norway have been confirmed. In each encounter, the aliens appeared in human form. They claimed to have come from the planet L...
This evening, the Martians landed in New Orleans and had a long talk with authorities. They saw the oil slick from Mars and knew that disaster had struck. They immediately offered to remove all that nasty water from our sea of oil. "We were o...
The Gulf Coast disaster is a ploy by aliens to terraform our planet from it's current ecology to the ecology best suited for their race and biology. A well placed researcher in the scientific community has come forward to confess he and others h...
Outback Australians were told to stay indoors to avoid being struck by an out of control piece of space shit. The Japanese asteroid space probe returned to earth via the great Australian Outback, near a military site in South Australia. Rail an...
Washington DC: Following the election of President Obama, "The Birthers" tried unsuccessfully, to prove that the new chief executive was not a US born citizen. Now proof comes from various US intelligence agencies and a branch of the armed services t...
Hot off the presses from Skoob News Sink: Our very own showbiz insider, Buffty Ginslinger, the man with the large G&T and the constant cigarette, today moved to the east end of London, to announce from his latest hangout on Whitechapel Road that...
Little is known about the group calling itself the Paliens, but sources have indicated that they are a group of clairvoyants who are secretly infiltrating Sarah Palin events and using their supernatural powers to alter the intelligence of Palin herse...
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