Written by Buck E Filbert

Thursday, 17 June 2010

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Someone can live here, but not humans

The Gulf Coast disaster is a ploy by aliens to terraform our planet from it's current ecology to the ecology best suited for their race and biology.

A well placed researcher in the scientific community has come forward to confess he and others have been privy to information confirming the existence of extraterrestrial life on our planet. Claims are that the aliens have been transforming our atmosphere for over a hundred of years, in fact the aliens were behind the industrial revolution to begin with. The industrial revolution is the main factor in the pollution explosion today.

The researcher stated, "The people heading our government are some of the best educated, well informed people on the planet. Don't you think they would have taken up the Danish offer to use their skimmers (the Danish have skimmers specifically designed to take oil off the top of water, capable of processing 20 tons of crude a day) on the third day of the gusher if they wanted to avert this ecological disaster.

According to this source, high placed government officials and privileged families are in league with off planet life forms. Their goal is to convert this planet into something more comfortable for themselves by altering the atmosphere. This would of course make the planet un inhabitable for humankind.

"You don't really think they would have let this go on this long if there weren't another agenda at hand, there are so many ways to clean up why have they not lifted a finger?" concluded the researcher.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.

Mark Twain

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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