Washington, D.C. -- Outlining a 7.1 billion dollar strategy to combat a pandemic influenza outbreak, President Bush on Tuesday said he had "persuasive and incontrovertible evidence" that the rapid spread of the disease known as bird flu ha...
Concord -- According to an anonymous state official the New Hampshire Division of Motor Vehicles received an order for 1000 of their "Live Free or Die" license plates from Al-Qaeda, intended for usage on vehicles slated for use in car and...
Ayman Al-Zawahiri, top ranking Al-Qaeda official, released a video message Thursday calling for an end to U.S. occupation in Iraq and the release of his vintage collection of Mad Magazines. According to Al-Zawahiri, failure to respond to the demand...
NEW YORK, NY - Amid reports of al Qaeda helping to raise oil prices, there has been much speculation about what the exact relationship is between Bush and the shadowy network of terrorists.
WASHINGTON. May 14. An important al Qaeda operative, who was vacationing in the Bahamas, was killed by a semi-autonomous CIA ‘Predator' drone early yesterday.
Al Jazeera --- The Vatican has reported that operatives associated with the (yet to be contained by the Bush Administration) Al Qaeda terrorist organization, have stolen the formula for the chemical used by the College of Cardinals to make the white...
Vigilant consumer watchdogs have foiled a terrorist plot which could have literally brought Britain to its knees.
With their prewar intelligence already proven wrong regarding Iraq's nuclear program, its chemical and biological weapons programs, meaningful links with Al Qaeda, the prospects for a post-invasion insurgency, the mean temperature in July, the si...
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said yesterday that he is worried he might be turning gay. Speaking on satellite phone from an undisclosed location in Afghanistan, Mr. Bin Laden said, "There were signs all the time but I...
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden has accused Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab Al Zarqawi of taking the spotlight away from him. "Frankly speaking, he has stolen my thunder!" complained Laden in an interview conducted over satellit...
Afghanistan - Sources close to the world terror organization Al-Qaeda say that the group is planning a big move, literally. It appears that several of the group's top members are being forced to move by what they are calling "loud, irresponsib...
ISLAMABAD. In a mighty strike to the core of infamous terror group Al-Qaeda, Democratic Presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry , assisted by a small privately contracted army of expert fighters and strategists, captured terrorist leader Osama bin La...
WASHINGTON - The Bush administration, under increasing pressure, has stated intentions to begin building terror detention camps on the moon. The White House has requested funding for the program starting next year.
Unconfirmed sources report newly discovered information proves Osama Bin-Ladin is a card carrying member of Green Peace and that Green Peace is actually a radical off shoot of the world wide terrorist network Al Qaeda. Today at the United Nations th...
WASHINGTON, DC-- George Bush has been having trouble Proving Osama Bin Laden met with Saddam Hussein, but top CIA officials this week revealed that they have uncovered proof the Al Qaeda leader had met with Satan, (AKA Lucifer, Prince of Darkness, Be...
The 9/11 commission has found no evidence of a significant link between Iraq and al Qaeda. Spanning the globe in our round-the-clock mission to bring you only the fakest fake news, this shocking revelation comes from the Weekly World News -- the New...
The Al Qaeda has claimed that it has beheaded United States President George W Bush.
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