What a big week in football it has been! Firstly, the FA has today announced it will take the unusual step of suing both teams from the Hull City v Portsmouth game for allegedly "not playing a game football when contracted to do so" a spokesperson for the football association said today. The move could see both clubs lose up to £1 million each - proceeds will go towards gym memberships for the...
It's not been easy for Hull City manager Phil Brown, and things got even harder for him today after the Football Association announced it has started an investigation into Brown's after-match interviews in which he regularly talks shite. Brown, wh...
LIVERPOOL 2 MANCHESTER UNITED 0 - Rafa Benitez can sleep easily in his bed tonight as Scouse football fans forgot all about their woes and celebrated yet another win against detested North-West rivals Manchester United, with goals from Torres and som...
Arsene Wenger will no doubt be nursing a hangover this morning after celebrating a stupendous win with Subutteo. The football manager with the Thunderbird face proved he was no puppet yesterday as he slammed home a record 13 goals. He said: "I...
A Catholic Priest has performed an exorcism at Anfield in a bid to improve Liverpool's struggling form. After a run of defeats the club was prepared to try anything to turn things around. Father Ian Rush sprinkled holy water over the two penalty s...
The German football team is to wear bullet proof vests during next year's world cup. The German Football Association's security advisor Gunter Schnell said "Ya, we are so disliked all over the world that our football team needs to wear bullet proof v...
Following last night's capitulation to Lyon at Anfield, Rafa Benitez is a man with huge problems. He faces the very real possibility of bitter rivals Manchester United stuffing his problems down his throat this Sunday, in what will inevitably be call...
Liverpool 1 Lyon 2: Mauled by a Lyon - It's probably fair to say that Liverpool underestimated their opponents tonight, succumbing to a stoppage time goal. Rafa Benitez looked nervous from the start, heightening speculation that he's on his way ou...
Perhaps Liverpool Football Club's woes have been a little exaggerated of late, with the Hicks/Gillet saga and speculation over Rafa Benitez's tenure at the club rife. But Liverpool face a potentially traumatic, make or break week. Tonight they fac...
The Stadium of Light Beach Ball has been traced to an address in Ipswich. Peter Lardybutt was unrepentant today when we called at his house. "Yes, I'm a great big fat fuck, but I don't care. For years I've been shut indoors, too big to get out the do...
Roxy Music frontman Brian Ferry has revealed that he is studying to become a football referee. The recent fall in standards has led Ferry, a keen football fan, to seek to change things. "It's time we made the game more professional. I think that some...
CBS Sports today stunned sports fans with a block buster announcing switch for the upcoming US Football game pitting the New England Patriots against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers scheduled for October 25. Conceding unparalleled popularity to new Brit...
The beach ball which scored the deflected goal at the Stadium of Light on Saturday was really Liverpool assistant manager Sammy Lee. Following a run of poor results Rafa Benitez had come up with what he thought was a cunning plan to get an extra play...
Liverpool, in an increasingly desperate attempt to revive their flagging season, have signed the beachball whose skilfull deflection was their downfall yesterday. The beachball, who was on loan from the Spanish side Real Costa del Sol, will partne...
Liverpool crisis continues as Rafa's boys minus Stevie G and Torres crash to defeat at Sunderland. Goal scored by Darren Bent, but bizarrely deflected from a balloon/beach ball launched onto the field of play by a Liverpool fan. Ironically. Liv...
Blackburn Rovers will tomorrow entertain neighbours and bitter rivals Burnley at Ewood Park tomorrow under tighter security measures than anything that ever existed at Guantanamo Bay. Burnley supporters, regardless of where they live, will be forc...
Liverpool football club's off field future is still to be decided following an unsuccessful visit to Saudi Arabia. George Gillett, co-owner met lots of very rich guys wearing tea towels on their heads but no deal was done. Gillett spent several da...
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