As I walk through the valley of the shadow of blue ice-packs, I realize that buried deep somewhere beneath the lavender-scented, frozen bags lies a woman slightly resembling my mother, or the lovely woman I once recognized as mine. Currently experiencing a migraine headache caused by a result of a rush of hormones that shift faster and less predictability then the sharp turns of a New York cab dr...
Well, no doubt you are trying to read this fantastic, humourous, well-crafted piece of literature with your pleased eyeballs, and somewhere off in the distance you can hear a buzzing. You really want to plough on with this article, hoping, yearning, almost praying that it will give you an excuse to behave like the belligerent, misogynistic, self-satisfying prick you know and pretend to despise. Yo...
One man's journey with the opposite sex finally arrived at a fresh new destination, of course, we are talking with reference to one particular gentleman we interviewed not more than 4 minutes and 32 seconds ago - Herbert Humphrey Humbledick. 'Herb...
Except...Since my business went titsup the missus has returned to work and I'm looking after the kids an the house whilst I sort a few things out. The thing is, I'm turning into her and she's turning into me. All of a sudden I've stopped watching re-runs of the Champions League and started watching Loose Women, and worst still I find myself agreeing with everything they say. The other nig...
A Sussex woman who constantly displayed an attitude of arrogance, and who was described as having "a bee in her bonnet", has received her comeuppance, and been brought back down to earth with a severe bump. The woman, Violet Brash, from Brighton,...
Dictionary for Decoding Women's English: 1. Yes - No 2. No - Yes 3. Maybe - No 4. We need - I want 5. I am sorry - You'll be sorry 6. We need to talk - You're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead - You'd better not! 8. Do what you want - You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset - Of course, I am upset, you moron! 10. You're certainly attentive tonight - Is sex all you ever think about?...
40-ish 49. Adventurous Slept with everyone. Athletic No breasts. Average looking Moooo. Beautiful Pathological liar. Emotionally Secure On medication. Feminist Fat. Free spirit Junkie. Friendship first Former slut. New-Age Body hair in the wrong places. Open-minded Desperate. Outgoing Loud and Embarrassing. Professional Bitch. Voluptuous Very Fat. La...
Violent disturbances today followed a rally by single mothers on state benefits in central London following a government pledge to crack down on fat-arsed slappers milking the treasury dry. Police confronted several hundred single mothers in Trafa...
The impartial League of Women Voters has been in discussion with both the GOP and Dem campaign managers and for the first time is making a political statement. "We at The League of Women Voters are intervening in this divisive Presidential campaign i...
As Obama calls for immediate wage fairness for US females and McCain finds out that women actually have jobs, the United Kingdom has established the lofty goal of pay equity between the genders by the year 2195. "England will not rest until we en...
We, my wife, daughters and I, just watched Greta Van Sustern's interview of Sarah Palin's husband in Alaska and my wife says, after they showed him and his racing snow machines "Well, they might run him for president one day" and I laughed. Trying to be "cute" and in my best chauvinist voice I said "What are you talking about, that's woman's work now!" And they looked at me like I was referri...
John Hopkins University - Doctors here are basking in success today after breaking ground in the development of a radical new procedure for curing incurable non-stop laughter (INL). Gladys Pip, a twenty-six year old New Jersey mother of two, was...
As far as orgasm is concerned, women fall under two camps: those who experience orgasm and those who do not. In the glossy magazines, we read that there are some women who never experience orgasms during intercourse. They badly need manual help or oral stimulation to reach their climax. To boost the moral of these females, experts say," welcome to the club", and emphasize that intercourse is s...
All Australians today where shaken to the core when they woke up to hear the breaking News that the tough guys from the Outback where finally giving up shagging sheep in favour of shagging women. Disgraced ex-Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers who is...
Barrack Obama in a campaign event with his former rival Hillary Clinton, addressed the glass ceiling that many women face in the working world and the issue of sexism.
Rome - (Preposterous Mess): "Prick us and do we not bleed?" was the official statement from the Pontifical Orifice for Demonizing Women's Ordination today.
A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.
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