Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...
Slippery Rock, PA-- Madonna ended her pathetic 'Stinky and Sweaty' tour today at the Slippery Rock Arena. No one bothered to show up for the free concert anyway. The has-been whore had no plans for the future. Her husband, Guy Smegma, is also divor...
There are reports today that there have been major problems with Madonna's impending divorce, in particular with the ramifications as to what might happen to the child. Madonna - real name Mary - has come in for firece criticism from the Roman aut...
In a late reverse of fortune, Barack Obama has decided to dump his Presidential side kick Joe Biden in favour of veteran pop personality Madonna. Obama received a phone call late yesterday from the Queen of Sleaze indicating that she has more tim...
The world now knows that the highly private eight year marriage of Madonna (60) & Guy Fux (19) was a sham. Guy, a small time film maker and part time postman spilled the beans today following their "amicable" divorce. He commented: "I don...
London - (Silly Ass Mess): Guy Ritchie has blamed his wife's Kabbalistic 'fountain of youth' implants for the failure of their seven year marriage. The surgical procedure was conducted during the cosmic influence of the Gemini full moon last Decem...
London - Madonna re-announced her divorce today, citing the lack of publicity from her latest album forcing her to take action. She also announced her immediate engagement to the dwarf actor who played Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies. "He's so...
London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...
Guy Ritchie and Madonna announced they are to divorce blaming the global credit crunch for creating irreconcilable differences between them. A spokesperson for the couple said "Like many financial institutions they have found staying afloat very d...
Madonna reportedly dumps another man on her way to the "Cougar" Hall of Fame. Director and producer Guy Ritchie who braved the marital waters with Madonna for five years, was one of the most successful holdouts in Madonna dating history. While...
It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...
Madonna has this morning announced that she is to divorce her English husband Guy Ritchie after nearly 8 years of marriage, and will, instead, marry Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez. That Benitez is already married, is of little consequence to the pop...
In a surprise move today, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain and pop star and dancer Madonna decided to change places and careers. McCain will be replacing Madonna on her Sweet and Tacky tour, and will be singing such hits as 'Holiday (...
London-- The Material Girl began her nightmarish tour in London last night to a packed house at Albert Hall. The flabby, fifty-something talentless starlet had something either stinky or sweaty for everyone to gag on. Most of the audience was either...
After months of claims that it is "hanging by a thread", reports have emerged today that the turbulent marriage of superstar dancing rabbi Madonna and cheeky cockney market trader Guy Richie is finally over - after she spent the night of her mileston...
Queen of Pop, Madonna, 50, has been praised recently for how good she looks at fifty without using cosmetic surgery or endless beauty products. But the truth (well, not so much truth...more a lie really) is that a Harley Street doctor was paid £2500...
Highest paid MLB's Playa Alex Rodriguez has been seeking to play his rod into the V of Rock star and professional slut Madonna. Gossip columnists have dubbed the pair, "Madonna and Child" as the thirty-something A-Rod casts his lure out...
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