Lunar soil is richer than previously thought, with traces of silver among the complex mix of elements found within one of the moon's craters, according to a new study. The lunar particles were kicked up when a NASA rocket slammed into the Moon ab...
Ellis Island - (Portents): A massive attack on individuals' liberty was seen today as inhuman bastards struck the Statue of Liberty with a bolt from the blue. Witnesses say the light beam came from the sky in a totally unprovoked act on democracy...
An official report from the Vatican released on 10-10-10 puportedly shows evidence that there were several sightings and/or abductions during the last half of this decade centered solely around the Vatican and a direct link to other-worldly beings.
Astronomers say they have for the first time ever, spotted a planet beyond our own in what is sometimes called the 'Goldilocks' zone for life: Not too hot, not too cold. but juuuust right. "That sounds a little like Dr. Seuss but with our breakthr...
We can exclusively reveal that new research by members of the Interplanetary Mission of the Latter Day Aliens is said to prove, finally, that the Titanic sank after hitting a UFO which was floating in the north Atlantic whilst surveying Ley Lines.
In a startling development regarding the newly discovered Earth-like "Goldilocks" planet known as Gliese 581g, A NASA spokesman has revealed that communications have been received, apparently confirming that life does indeed exist on other planets.
An astronomer claims to have found the most Earth-like planet yet - and he believes it could support life. The unusual find is doubly unusual due to where it was found. "At first I thought I was going bonkers" says the astro-boffin "I had just tak...
Classified documents which were leaked to the scientific community this week contain the alarming revelation that alien visitors have been making covert raids on pound shops across the length and breadth of Britain. Apparently the aliens are sucke...
Washington - (Star Bores): Is America's First Lady conducting a military agenda of her very own, flanked by a covert ET army of nuke-busting aliens? Or are the 'nuke-busting ET' headlines today just a cover story behind some further grim revelatio...
CONVENT OF THE QUEER, WV (ABSNN) - Sightings of UFOs flying above, and landing, in West Virginia towns is nothing new. Pt. Pleasant, West Virginia, a small town where the Kanawha River joins the Ohio River has long been a hot-bed of alien activity.
As Millions watched The X Factor, the Contestant who claimed she was a singer was in fact a alien. Simon failed to notice that aliens find it impossible to sing. They can grunt and make noises that they think is English and they think that by dre...
Washington DC: A flying saucer landed unannounced on the National Mall today. After de-cloaking two occupants got out, put some coins in a parking meter and began walking towards the White House. The two neatly dressed persons, a man and a woman,...
Leading Joddrell Bank scientist, Doctor Arista Flicka contended today that if the planet Earth is ever invaded by alien species that they will probably assume the form of statuesque Amazonian type women, with enormous natural breasts, long lithe legs...
A single mother of three found out today here middle son is an alien. She took her son to the doctors for his yearly check up when they told her he was not human. The teen Alien was shortly afterwards taken into custody. His siblings are now...
"You are no longer alone in your body," was the message of Stephen Hawking's latest talk on whether or not aliens do, in fact, exist on Earth. "You have been looking outside yourselves for little grey men with big bug eyes and brains the size of wate...
It finally happened! While the United States military was busy fighting wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Somalia. The prophecy of the" Reconquista" of Arizona by Mexico became a reality last week. This event was predicted b...
Laredo- Two researchers from The Center for Immigration Studies discovered the remains of what is thought to be the oldest known illegal immigrant. Hector Valdez Juan Pablo and Chin Ming, two researchers from CIS, while studying the migration patt...
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