Rafa Benitez displayed a blatantly defiant front at an Anfield press conference this morning following his Liverpool team's embarrassing home FA Cup exit at the hands of lowly Reading, which saw the home team booed off the pitch at full time by their...
Sol Campbell, the football journeyman who recently left League Two side Notts County, has returned to the place of his former glories, Arsenal, and is to be made team captain again. Campbell, who left Arsenal for Portsmouth in 2006, became a 'firm...
"Blow me, ****face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you." The above is a facsimile copy of an e-mail sent to a Liverpool supporter by Tom Hicks Jr, son of Liverpool FC co-owner, Tom Hicks, in the early hours of Saturday. The overheated response came in...
Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...
Football manager, Juan Knill, has been sacked with immediate effect after making a joke about the Togo national team shooting at a press conference. Speaking in his usual incomprehensible West Country accent, Knill said: 'Before we start this pres...
PL strugglers Hull City are 'over the moon' with the result of their postponed fixture with leaders Chelsea at the weekend, says manager Phil Brown. City's match was called of due to ice and snow, not on the pitch, but in areas surrounding the KC...
After a cup game against Halifax Town, where the scores were even after 90 minutes and in the 65th minute of injury time, Manchester United were granted special permission to bring on their 12th substitute and Sir Bobby Charlton hit the winner. Si...
England's footballers are being told that they must not attend this year's World Cup in South Africa, after a deadly attack on their cities for years by Germans left their team bus destroyed in London. Tens of thousands were killed across the coun...
The horrendous attack on the Togo soccer team bus was a complete and utter BALLS and COCK UP! The attackers actually wanted to attack Chelsea's fabulous diving, whinging centre forward, Didier Drogba who plays for the Ivory Coast! Being an imme...
Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...
Manchester city have put in a world record bid of £200 million for the football club "Bayern Munich". City boss, Roberto Mancini, is said to be keen to work with several players from the club and because he feels he wants "most" of the Bayern pla...
After Man City's shock signing of veteran Patrick Viera their rivals, Man Utd have decided to revitalise Roy "Keano" Keane to combat the "loud mouthed" Frenchman. It was always war when Viera/Arsenal met Keano/Man Utd on the field and many sponsor...
Spoof writer and union rabble rouser Ian Skoobinski was taken to a local hospital after being discovered in a drunk and catatonic state. His wife found him passed out by his favorite recliner and in front of their television set. A study of televis...
World's richest football club Manchester City have shocked the footballing community this afternoon ahead of the January transfer window by slapping in a transfer bid to buy the entire Leeds United team after the Yorkshiremen defeated City's city riv...
Following Owen Coyle's shock defection to Bolton Wanderers, Burnley Chairman, Frank Sideboard this evening announced that the Premier League club already had it's eye on a possible successor. "We're giving serious consideration to offering Billy C...
Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...
Division 6 College Football Coach of the Year, Elmer 'Stuff 'em ' McFlintlock, who took the 'Red Peckers' to a state championship, and a pending TV bowl game, was fired today due to allegations he had unlawfully imprisoned a scholarship player who re...
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