It's official - The UK is now the laughing stock of the world following the farcical sequence of events from Monday morning through to Wednesday night. The farce began when a light dusting of snow hit these islands on Sunday night. On Monday mo...
United Kingdom Weather Minister, jack frost, has submitted his resignation and has announced plans to relocate to sunny Redondo Beach. Frost revealed to sources that the frigid cold, snow and sleet obviously caused by global warming was only his...
Northeastern Utah, today, will participate in a research project to determine whether recent findings regarding moisture in the air are correct. As rain continues to fall on the area, scientists from several well known universities will be collecting...
After Slovenia set a low record temperature of -49C this past weekend, Slovenia Media have reported recommendations of the meteorological institute of Germany, which says that body piercings could cause people who venture outside in very cold weather...
Dateline: Milwaukee, Wisconsin. - Unprepared for impact by a circling low pressure storm previously centered over Alaska, the Northern United States will encounter record low temperatures as the Arctic blast passes over Minnesota, Wisconsin and Michi...
The British rail system was today in turmoil after being caught out by the wrong type of ice. Stations had to be closed and trains stopped en route stranding commuters as plunging temperatures gripped the nation. Head of Rail infrastructure Sir H...
In a day of unprecedented weather 'strangeness' TV anchor Bill O'Reilly stated categorically that in his opinion,'Something fishy is going on here.' As indeed there was. Buffalo NY was left reeling under a nonsensical anchovy downpour, which wa...
The Met Office this morning issued a severe weather warning across the UK. Veteran weather man Michael Fish warned that if the government and people of the UK don't haul themselves up by their bootstraps and haul ourselves out of recession then the...
Whitby in north Yorkshire was brought to a standstill on Saturday as five inches of snow fell in the space of an hour. Fans travelling for the FA Trophy match in Whitby were caught by surprise. "I came over the hill above Whitby and it was like lo...
The London Met Office has declared that there is a 73% chance that winter may this year be cold. According to experts from the weather centre, British winter days tend to be much colder than they are during the summer. They are also predicting tha...
It was raining in Manchester today, quite heavily. People were spotted using umbrellas, jumping puddles, huddling in doorways, and waiting impatiently for buses, trams, and trains. One man was spotted hustling a posse of children into a branch...
State College PA-- Akkuweather meteorologists issued a stunning, urgent announcement to everyone along the East Coast today. The shocking weather bulletin indicated all vegetation will die tonight. All but the hardiest crops will die and there will...
Although Scientists have recently discovered Snow falling on Mars, it is believed that Martians are not holding out great hopes for a White Christmas this year. Maude Smith 45, from Mars told us: 'The weather looks so promising in early Autumn, an...
Galveston, TX - Hurricane Ike pounded the Gulf Coast hard stated the only witness who stayed behind to see the incident. Tom Peepers, who works at the Galveston Pussy Cat Adult Theater said he saw the whole thing as he walked around the ruins of Hurr...
The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...
As relentless wind and rain continues to sweep through the country, ruining a second consecutive summer, incidences of pissing and moaning are at an unprecedented high. Over 50 millimetres of bile and spittle fell in the West Country in less than...
New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...
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