America's Next Top Hooker, aka, The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll, premiered Wednesday night with a fresh set of hookers ready to join the ultimate prostitutes band, the Pussycat Dolls.
Shanghai- Ever since the People's Republic of China decided it wasn't actually Communist, but instead a voracious capitalistic beast, money has flowed effortlessly from the state coffers and into the pockets of a new class of Chinese super ri...
In a surprising and fantastic swing of events prostitution or the exchange of money for sex was legalized in 46 of the United States, excluding, Maine, Arizona, Wisconson, and Alaska. Alaska ironically led the country in lonely people and suicides d...
Rome - Astonishing news from Vatican city today, as Monsignor Alphonse Di Vachi, head of a papal commission, looking into ways for the Vatican to maximise falling profits, startled believers and atheists alike when he announced that his new report wo...
Under the pressure of the new EU legislative body, Dutch parliament rushed to catch up with the new anti-prostitution laws. However as Jaan Van Houten told exclusively to our reporters last week, "existing prostitutes will not be left to die on...
Discussions have taken place in the House of Lords today, to try and resolve the fiasco over what to do about the Millennium Dome.
Cape Canaveral - Excitement has risen to a fever pitch this week among NASA scientists here as the latest and perhaps most controversial mission to Mars is due to land on the mysterious red planet this Monday. The landing culminates the nearly 2 yea...
Prostitutes are banning together in a united effort to quell the insidious over use of gaudy make up and tasteless style of dress practiced by evangelical's wives.
Following news that UK airlines have been forced to ground flights due to to heavy fog, it has emerged that the British public really are more interested in the weather than any other subject.
A RULING by the UK Board of Spoof News Editors yesterday has banned all joke articles relating to the recent spate of murdered prostitutes in the Ipswich area for the next three months.
President George W. Bush has announced today that prostitution shall be legal effective immediately. This means that all prostitutes in all states can now practice their profession without fear of arrest from federal or state authorities.
In an effort to get in touch with his next movie role, actor Kevin Costner brutally murdered seven prostitutes last week.
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