Her Majesty the Queen, has decreed, that royal weddings will now be financed in line with ordinary working class nuptials. This has shocked Palace aides and flunkies who make thousands of pounds out of the royal wedding festivities. Everybody invo...
Kate Middleton's after-shag glow blinded millions of Breakfast News viewers today as she revealed more details of the coming Royal bedding. In an effort to keep up a brave face against decapitation threats by anarchist assassins, Will and Kate hav...
Prince William and Kate Middleton have today announced the plans for their very unlavish wedding next Easter. Owing to the current recession, the royals will attempt to hide how incredibly rich they are. Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams wil...
Prince William and his wife to be, Kate Middleton have officially announced their wedding itinerary for the great day. From morning till evening everything has been meticulously planned and even an official public holiday has also been announced.
This years royal wedding will not be as extravagant as past events and is estimated to cost less than £500! Following the ceremony the couple will be transported by a 1966 Jaguar Mk2 in rusty white to Fox and Hounds pub in Peckham. Once there they...
Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...
Most everyone who has seen the Royal Wedding Commemorative Coin with botched likenesses of Kate Middleton and Prince William are coming up with some very unkind things to say about them. Everything from calling William a "hunka hunka burnin' love" to...
London - Prince William's cousin Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York is finding it hard to get laid. The Princess is fifth in line for the throne, and used that to her advantage for scoring men, but is now finding it hard for her to score because mos...
WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin, whose reality show, Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska has just surpassed Glee, Desperate Housewives, 30 Rock, and CSI: Miami in the Nielsen Ratings has invited England's Prince William and Kate Middleton to appear on her runa...
Gloucestershire - (Murder, She Croaked!): The orders come amid mounting fears impostors have taken over the identities of Princes William and Harry. This morning a fleet of Royal Perks Agency bulldozers were put on standby for a spot of exhumation...
London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...
The Palace is determined that next year's Royal nuptials between Prince William and Kate Middleton will remain a tat souvenir free zone. Previously, royal wedding ceremonies have provided a lucrative free market for entrepreneurial purveyors of 'u...
The damaging Wikileaks revelations continue - and this time Prince William and his pal Kate Middleton are in the frame. In emails published today it would appear that Prince William and Kate Middleton are planning to marry. Julian Assange's organ...
Buckingham Palace is 'delighted' over the 'announcement by Clarence House' that Kate Middleton is to appear in a series of photographs by famed photographer Mario Testino. The Palace says 'we applaud the choice of Mr. Testino, whose gifted work has...
Cyberspace - (Sore Ass Mess): Knees, elbows and other joints feature prominently in the soft-focus, hard core shots. Today's online publication saw the Palace mount a furious rearguard action defending William's bigamous offer. The princelet re...
Buckingham Palace has today definitely ruled out the possibility of the wedding party dancing up the aisle of Westminster Abbey in a YouTube sensation when Prince William marries Kate Middleton in the spring of 2011. "Suggestions such as this dis...
Shortly after it was announced that the next two World Cup sites had been awarded to Russia and Quatar (wtf), as an Act of God, a spokesman for The Disappointed Three Lions Negotiating Committee, said "quits" to the corrupt Federation International...
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!
We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.
