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Funny story: England Fans Ashley Cole Booing Explained: Nothing To Do With Backpass

England Fans Ashley Cole Booing Explained: Nothing To Do With Backpass

England football fans have been speaking on the subject of the booing Chelsea defender Ashley Cole received at their hands, during the World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan last Saturday - and it seems that the reasons for it were nothing to do with...

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Funny story: FA Back Ashley Cole Boo Boys

FA Back Ashley Cole Boo Boys

The Football Asses (FA) have surprised football supporters by giving their full backing to the Wembley Boo Boys who constantly barracked Chelsea defender Ashley Cole during England's 5-1 win over Kazakhstan on Saturday. Cole made a horrendous erro...

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Funny story: X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

Cheryl Cole, the X Factor judge, has said she is considering leaving the show as a protest against the booing and barracking her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, received at the hands of 'so called' England fans. Mr Cole was jeered endlessly by 's...

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Funny story: Ashley Cole The Darling Of England Fans

Ashley Cole The Darling Of England Fans

England put on a great display tonight in their Group 6 World Cup qualifier against Kazakhstan, winning 5-1, and the hero of the piece was Chelsea defender Ashley Cole, who had fans chanting his name until well after the final whistle had blown. C...

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Funny story: John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

John Terry Forced To Retire Through Injury - Claim

There was shock and horror in the England training camp this morning when it was revealed that Chelsea captain John Terry may be forced into early retirement from international and top flight football through injury. Terry, who is also the nationa...

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Funny story: Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Hull City Now One Of The 'Big Four' After Tottenham Victory

Hull City, enjoying their first season in the top flight of English football, secured another three points with a convincing victory at White Hart Lane against Tottenham this afternoon, and confirmed their status as the newest of the 'Big Four'. C...

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Funny story: Liverpool and Chelsea to groundshare

Liverpool and Chelsea to groundshare

In an attempt to solve the ridiculous stadium problems at Liverpool and Chelsea, both clubs have agreed to share a ground between themselves. It was initially thought that Liverpool and Everton would share a ground, but that seems to have been a...

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Funny story: Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Not long after the Croatian attacks upon black footballers, Chelsea went to the Carpathian mountains only to meet a Romanian team led by a certain Count named Dracula. Chelsea star Drogba went toe to toe and neck to neck with Dracula. But when th...

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Funny story: Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

There was great excitement tonight, ahead of tomorrow's big match, when Manchester United travel to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea in the battle of last season's Premiership Top Two. United haven't exactly impressed this season, and currently...

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Funny story: Man City beat Chelsea 10-3 in official result.

Man City beat Chelsea 10-3 in official result.

The football community was thrown into turmoil following the Abu Dhabi United groups purchase of yesterdays premier league result. As the official owners of the result they were legally able to change the score to one that they found acceptable.

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Funny story: Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

Man City Rest Robinho Amid Chelsea 'Own Goal' Worry

The world's richest football club, Manchester City, have rested their new £33million star Robinho for today's match with Chelsea, after fears were raised that the Brazilian might score an own goal. Robinho was to have signed for Chelsea, but was w...

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Funny story: Man City To Play Seven Home Games In Abu Dhabi

Man City To Play Seven Home Games In Abu Dhabi

Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, have made a statement on the club's website, that the team will play seven of its home games in Abu Dhabi, increasing to nine games next season, and fifteen in 2010/11. The arrangement will...

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Funny story: Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

Lampard Reveals Winning Chelsea Offer

The long disputed contract row between Frank and Chelsea seems to over. After being offered a piffling £150,000 per week for four years Frank seriously considered moving away. This feeling of unrest was magnified when his favourite takeaway (The Fat...

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Funny story: Frank Lampard Talks To Newspaper

Frank Lampard Talks To Newspaper

Frank Lampard, the Chelsea captain, is in the news again, not, this time, about his proposed transfer to Italian giants Inter Milan, but for speaking to a newspaper about his future plans.

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Funny story: Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...

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Funny story: Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.

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Funny story: Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...

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