A daft bastard from Luton, 19 year old Harry Kuntz was found by a police search and rescue team after spending 12 days lost in the outback. Kuntz, a fudge factory worker went off for a stroll and inexplicably lost his bearings. Having left his cel...
Meeting in London today, the world masturbation council held a minute's silence for actor David Carradine, who is believed to have perished in a masturbatory incident gone wrong, after his body was discovered in a Bangkok hotel wardrobe with a strate...
England has admitted it made a grave mistake in sending all its convicts to the new found land of Australia in 1788. PM Gordon Brown made a speech at the House of Commons yesterday in regard to the error. He claims newly uncovered documents outline...
Broomshead, Aus - A group of mermaids and merman have been arrested trying to illegally enter Australia without passports or visas. The mermaids were found wandering around a seaside town, causing panic and mayhem to the locals by talking in high-...
In Sydney, Australia, it's back to sponsoring it's legal "shooting gallery" - a safe indoor place for addicts to inject drugs. This was tried several years back and ended in a complete shamble as druggies ran riot. Not just content with "shooting...
G'day from Wollongabbawollogabbadong. News just in. The massacre of kangaroos to be undertaken by government authorities is to be challenged. Activists have found plenty of support from local residents. Recently kangaroo numbers have been increas...
Sydney, Australia/ World DD Cup News - Renowned Spoof Writer Buck Wheat, and his side kick Bargis Tryhol, Man with the World's Biggest Penis, picked up lock stock and barrel and moved their literary act to Australia which just announced it is hom...
Australia hates Australia - That is the news coming from the Antipodes this morning, or this evening, depending on where you are in the world. The Australia being talked about though, is the movie by Baz Luhrmann, a sprawling mess of a movie to wh...
The film Australia appears to be the bastard child of Gone With The Wind, The Wizard of Oz, Empire Of The Sun and Out Of Africa. Money and talent was wasted on a tedious, cliche driven film with Wile E. Coyote bad guys chasing Road Runner good guys a...
Breaking News: War between India and Australia, I mean between Indian and Australian fan has been broken out there in middle of Indian Ocean. Fans of Sachin Tendulkar and Fans of whole Australian Cricket team are up against each other with all kind o...
Sydney Australia - Competitors in a long distance swimming race were prompted to several 'Personal Bests', not by the exhortations of their trainers, but by several sharks closing in on them. There have been a number of reported shark attacks this...
Newcastle AU: The Journal of the Australian Medical Society (JAMS) has reported that a 45 year old women living in Lightning Ridge New South Wales (NSW) underwent surgery to remove a rather unique Kidney stone. Adelaide Jenkins was rushed the 700...
Recently, Australia's railway operator has been meeting with all it's employees to plan the perfect railway map. The map has been set out and completed and will be reviewed. The map contains lots of improvements. Such as stations returning, new st...
Americans deep in the doldrums over lost jobs, homes and investments have seeking refuge in the dark cover of the movie theater and have been losing themselves in the flickering lights of the cinema. Throngs have buttoned up their economic overcoat t...
PERTH - Australian blogger, Vince Foster, from Mundijong has discovered some incredible things about Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. The 64 year old Foster, who has a slight American accent, but claims to have lived in Mundijong his entire life,...
Following an Australian court's decision to reveal that the suspect being held in the Australian bush fire case is 39-year old Brendan Sokaluk, defence lawyers have been quick to file a notice of appeal. According to the appeal, the court was wron...
Munchkin-land Oz -- Dorothy Gale is under arrest and facing multiple felonies that could send her to the electric chair. The creepy little brat stands accused of starting an inferno that scorched Oz and led to thousands of deaths. Her sleazy cohort...
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