Warning: Don't talk to your toilet today, unless you want to look like a fool! These words are usually true, but today they are even more true than ever before. An unknown scammer with a phone book has been calling every number he can find and in...
WASHINGTON (AP)-White House aides are finalizing an agreement to market toilet paper which features excerpts from the US Constitution on each sheet, as ordered by US President George Bush in recent weeks.
Governor Arnold Schwarzeneggar compared his failed California special election, costing $44.7 million, to a movie that "goes in the toilet", taking full responsibility for the election and its failure. So much for $44.7 million. Since Calif...
NASA has urged world leaders to close all public toilets, effective immediately, to protect the future of mankind. The plea comes after another terrifying case of ‘involuntary toilet teleportation', which has been blamed for the disappearance of tho...
With the OK magazine deal coming to a close, Mr and Mrs Jordan Andre have started to look elsewhere to fund their extravagant lifestyle.
Following deadly riots over Newsweek's later-retracted story about US military guards flushing Qurans down the toilet and reports of prisoner abuse at detention centers in the Middle East and Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, Afghan president Hamid Karzai de...
I love to travel. Except in the old tri-colored Plymouth (all shades of green – pale, vomit, and sit-by-the-toilet-till-you-feel-better) that we owned when our family moved across the country for 63rd time. While my husband drove his new 4x4 Chevy truck (insert sound of bass guitar pings here), I drove the Puke Mobile, hauling an ancient, homemade plywood utility trailer piled with two stories wor...
In reaction to the story that Newsweek magazine ran about the Holy Quran being flushed down a toilet, Muslims in many countries are getting even by jamming copies of Newsweek into their toilet facilities. In Pakistan, a modest man who asked not to be...
WASHINGTON- A new advertisement that attacks Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry has been released, as a group of Government employees calling themselves Custodial Workers for Truth (CWFT) have made a series of potentially damaging claims ag...
Easyjet founder Stelios Haji-Ioannou hopes to offer discount toilet services across Europe.
WASHINGTON (BNN), June 30, 2004. - Saving their most important decision for the end of the current term, men everywhere hailed as historic the Supreme Court's decision striking down a controversial Texas state toilet seat law.
The International Association of Recyclers announced today that after extensive testing they were now going to endorse the recycling of toilet paper. President of IAOR, David Crumbelt made the announcement.
A gang of thieves, whose blatant scummery has shocked locals, has rocked Milton Keynes, North Bucks. They've been nicking public loo-rolls, and the council is doing practically absolutely nothing about it.
An Essex man was in trouble this morning when he ran out of new things to read on the toilet.
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