Much Mourned Pop Sensation and unconfirmed pederast Michael Jackson may be making a comeback, from beyond the grave. Jackson, a music legend and a bit of a wrong'un has reputedly been seen stalking the halls of his former mansion, moaning and flin...
Observers here in the UK have been voicing concerns about the wisdom of US law enforcement officers pursuing Jackson aides regarding the illegal procurement of prescription drugs by allowing their names to be used on prescriptions which were being pr...
BROOKLYN, NY, USA A massive dance party was held in Prospect Park to commemorate Michael Jackson's 51st birthday on Saturday. Thousands of devoted fans danced close together in the rain and mud, facing a large stage where deejays played selection...
Mexico City, Mexico - Looking like a scene taken right out of the movie "V" or "The Three Amigos", a tsunami of humanity wearing black hats flooded the streets of Mexico City today. It was not, however, in political protest against the government but...
Pop star Michael Jackson was finally buried today, weeks after his death, sharing a casket with Senator Ted Kennedy. The joint service was attended by presidents Obama, Clinton and thousands of screaming Japanese teenagers. Jackson, who rose t...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Even as some spoof writers lobbied vigorously for the largest expansion of veteran writer entitlements in The Spoof's history, a report from the site's Jackson Aftermath Comedy Kickback Operative (JACKO) indicates that key spoof v...
LOS ANGELES - Actor Macaulay Culkin who knew Michael Jackson just about as well as anyone has just published a book that deals with his close friendship with the 'Gloved One.' The book is titled Neverland Was Originally Named The N Word Land. Culk...
It has once again been confirmed that Micahel Jackson is alive and well, this time working as deputy manager serving in the downtown Minnesota branch of Kentrucky Tried Chicken. The manager of the branch, a portly gentleman in a white suit called...
Los Angeles, Ca., USA The reasoning behind the numerous delays in laying Michael Jackson's decaying corpse to rest were cleared up today when Elsie Poncher announced that representatives of Jackson's estate had purchased the vault directly above the...
Los Angeles, Ca, UEssay The results of the long anticipated toxicology reports regarding Michael Jackson's cause of death were inadvertently leaked to the press today. Shockingly, while the toxicology reports did verify the presence of massive am...
An unnamed 12-year-old at the time, who often stayed with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch and who is now 24, says that he has collected 120 vials of Michael Jackson sperm that he may auction on eBay. The young man, who wore a mask of Michae...
Hollywood, Ca. - A local man who continued to live his life in peace the same way he had before the death of Michael Jackson was mobbed by reporters and then beaten, stomped, kicked, stabbed, shit one and then set on fire in front of the County Court...
The death of Michael Jackson has been ruled a homicide and not an accident. Jackson died to the the effects of a lethal does of narcotics in his system that were provided to him by his private physician. Multiple prescriptions for the medicatio...
Spoof insiders can today reflect on a job well done. Spoof writers reported many aspects of Michael Jackson' death that the investigation team would never have considered and thus inspired the police to dig deep. "It was a report by Spoof Writer B...
Los Angeles - (Gay Ass Mess): It was announced that Michael Jackson died a sad and pathetic closet queen, held together by dodgy gay sutures and addiction to pre-surgery anaesthetics. The singer's woes started when his rectum collapsed during FBI...
The Dubai Minister of Tourism confirmed today what had only been hinted at in an earlier report, that Executors of the Michael Jackson estate had chosen to maximize their investment by selling rather than burying their brethren, classified by accou...
PHILADELPHIA - NFL deviant Michael Vick held a press conference this morning where he announced that he is gay. Vick stated "prison made me realize how much I love men, their smell, their lips, scruff and I am gay now, it's a great thing for me, I...
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