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Funny story: Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Man Sues Wife's Teddy Bear On Dual Charges

Hyderabad, AP (From our special correspondent) - Damodar Baa, a resident of Malkajgiri (Hyderabad, India) sued his wife's teddy bear on a two-fold charge of 'Injuiring Marital Relationship' and 'Incidental Hair Loss', in what appears to be the latest move amidst the growing crisis in husband-wife relationships in Hyderabad, the 'biryani capital of the world'. "Intense hatred is what I feel tow...

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Funny story: Reverend Sun Myung Moon Plans Mass Divorce on 1-1-11

Reverend Sun Myung Moon Plans Mass Divorce on 1-1-11

Reverend Sun Myung Moon, leader of the Unification Church, is possibly best known for the "mass blessings" or mass weddings he occasionally officiates over wherein thousands of couples (some of whom have just met prior to the ceremony) join together...

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Funny story: Dog Sues For Divorce

Dog Sues For Divorce

Toowomba, Australia-The man who married a dog here last month, now regrets his hasty actions. The dog he married is suing for divorce and asking for a princely sum in alimony. Although it was a seemingly pleasant relationship insiders say things w...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg to see marriage counselor

Cameron and Clegg to see marriage counselor

DAVID Cameron and Nick Clegg released a joint statement yesterday, confirming rumours that they were seeing a marriage counselor and that their marriage had hit rocky times of late. However, they went on to say that they were determined to make thing...

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Funny story: Maternity Ward Marriage Service

Maternity Ward Marriage Service

After a successful trial in Tameside and Glossop health authority, the NHS is set to roll out Wedding Services in the maternity wards of its hospitals. "We have about fifty hospital chaplains," said Tameside and Glossop NHS director, Mark Emille.

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Funny story: Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Rail Chaos has a happy ending for one couple

Sub-zero freezing temperatures ground Britain's railways to a halt as the Siberian winter increased it's grip on an already frigid country. Despite the north of England having suffered and struggled on for over a week, once the Arctic weather hit the...

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Funny story: Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Marriage Counselor To The Stars Admits He's Full Of Shit!

Dr. Lloyd Wayne Smith, the so-called marriage counselor to the stars and who recently retired, admitted he got his diploma from a paper mill. "But it was a high-quality paper mill", he stated today on NBC. "I did my best for all those couples I li...

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Funny story: UK Woman Admits She Bought 2nd Hand Dehydrated Smoked Turkey on eBay Cause She Couldn't be Arsed!

UK Woman Admits She Bought 2nd Hand Dehydrated Smoked Turkey on eBay Cause She Couldn't be Arsed!

Neighbours in a quiet Manchester suburb were still buzzing today after a domestic row over an eBay purchase spilled out into the public street causing further disarray when husbands and wives began to choose sides in the matter, causing further comp...

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Funny story: Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...

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Funny story: Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

Horror: Man Maimed Over Last Rolo Snub

A Worcestershire man has been brutally stabbed in the leg with a fork, after eating his last Rolo, without offering it to his wife of eight years first. The chocolatey caramel treat has long been associated with the ways of love, with their taglin...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Getting Married to Stick It to Nick

Jessica Simpson Getting Married to Stick It to Nick

Hollywood--Jessica Simpson is engaged to Eric Johnson. Jessica is denying rumors that she announced the engagement because her ex-husband Nick Lachey announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. "No, I am not trying to one-up Nick when it co...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson to Marry the Much Taller Eric Johnson

Jessica Simpson to Marry the Much Taller Eric Johnson

Middle aged men the world over mourn the weekend news that their favorite "Chicken of the Sea" and "Daisy Duke" girl, Jessica Simpson, will indeed marry an ex NFL football player, Eric Johnson. Attracted lately to football players as opposed Holly...

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Funny story: Judges Gone ... Will Same-Sex Marriage Be Next in Iowa?

Judges Gone ... Will Same-Sex Marriage Be Next in Iowa?

Des Moines, Iowa -- In a history-making decision, nearly fifty-five percent of Iowa voters who went to the polls on November 2 voted to remove three Supreme Court justices who ruled with the majority to legalize same-sex marriage in Iowa. The camp...

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Funny story: Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Shock: Woman Collapses After Seeing Husband In Shed

Mary Partridge, 48, of Elm Court, Wellingborough, collapsed outside her home last night, in a 'terrible state' say witnesses. The shock occurred when Mrs Partridge had gone into her back garden to locate the whereabouts of her husband, Stanley.

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Funny story: Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Joe Halfyard, the man with the world's longest penis and a member of the Navajo tribe in the Four Corners area of the United States says that he is lonely, that he has money from selling mineral rights and that he is looking for a 'fat bride' who doe...

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Funny story: Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, not interested in sex and heading for divorce

Over 40, married, lack of interest in sex and lost intimacy. Sadly, this is the lot of many spoofers, as their partners start filing for divorce. On top of a day's work, many spoofers spend endless hours, valiantly trying to entertain the satire h...

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Funny story: 8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

8 Ways to Affair-Proof Your Marriage

1. Call your husband every half hour to make sure he's not with a woman. 2. Wear sweatsuits, housecoats, and the most unsexual clothing you have so that your husband knows you've only got eyes for him. If you can, try to gain weight so that other gentlemen don't hit on you and threaten your marriage. (*Don't get too fat, don't be stupid about it) 3. Join a book club. If you're reading a good...

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