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Funny story: Bush disbanded Iraqi army on Rove astrologer's advice

Bush disbanded Iraqi army on Rove astrologer's advice

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): A tarot reading from Karl Rove's personal astrologer and psychic counselor resulted in the Iraqi army, navy, air force and police service being disbanded according to a new book published this week.

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Funny story: Bush in Iraq Delivering Rubber Turkeys Again

Bush in Iraq Delivering Rubber Turkeys Again

Bagadad, Iraq (IP) - George Bush is back in Iraq today delivering a huge load of rubber turkeys for the troop's Thanksgiving dinner. They had enough room in Air Force One for each soldier to get his own turkey.

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Funny story: Bush wants to intern Iraqis to mental hospitals for 'insane' opposition to his policies

Bush wants to intern Iraqis to mental hospitals for 'insane' opposition to his policies

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): The latest episode of the Bush-Cheney 'surge' option in Iraq plans to intern all Iraqis opposed to the US Administration into mental hospitals where they can be 'treated' for psychosis and criminal demntia...

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Funny story: Stay or Beg!

Stay or Beg!

In the wake of increasing rumours of a British pull out from Iraq, President Bush vowed to get tough on the lilly livered Brits yesterday. Speaking from the White House, Bush bemoaned the departure of his pet Primeminister Blair and labelled his repl...

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Funny story: Israel To Buy Iraq

Israel To Buy Iraq

(Washington) - In an effort to get rid of the Iraq problem before the 2008 election the Bush administration today announced it has agreed to sell Iraq to Israel, for the sum of one million shekels ($240,000).

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Funny story: Bush: Iraqi Democracy Doesn't Include Self-Determination or Self-Rule

Bush: Iraqi Democracy Doesn't Include Self-Determination or Self-Rule

George Bush said on Friday that the newly established institutions of Democracy in Iraq, are not there to allow them to run their own country.

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Funny story: U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

U.S. Armed Forces Order 40,000 Robots! Troop Withdrawal to begin Immediately!

Baghdad, Iraq - Pentagon Officials today announced the procurement of 40000 Robot soldiers, named the XP7.

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Funny story: Bush Declares America an Enemy of America - Invasion Imminent

Bush Declares America an Enemy of America - Invasion Imminent

Washington, DC - President Bush today declared that the United States is an enemy of the United States. The recent revelation that 19,000 AK-47 assault rifles shipped by the Pentagon to the Iraqi Security Forces have disappeared and could be in the h...

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Funny story: Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

Iraqi Woman Cites Magic Bullet Theory In Destruction Of Property

An elderly Iraqi woman claims that two bullets hit her house Tuesday after a coalition forces raid on Sadr City.

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Funny story: Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

Tom DeLay To Form PAC With Ahmed Chalabi

(Houston--Texas) Recently deposed House Majority Leader Tom Delay isn't letting the possibility of jail time stop from future political plans. DeLay announced today that he will be relocating to Iraq, and he and Ahmed Chalabi will be forming a po...

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Funny story: Iraqi Style Football Played By Girlymen

Iraqi Style Football Played By Girlymen

Bagadad, Iraq (IP) - Warning: Fans of football other than the American style should get a box of tissue paper to wipe the tears from their eyes as they read this article. Fans of real football (as played by red blooded Americans) all agree that there...

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Funny story: Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

Iraq Become Giants Of World Football

There was at last something to celebrate in Iraq over the weekend, when the Iraqi national football team lifted the Asian Cup trophy after beating the pre-tournament favourites Saudi Arabia

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Funny story: Moving Out of Iraq Sale -- Everything Must Go!

Moving Out of Iraq Sale -- Everything Must Go!

Huge moving out sale. Monday, October 1st. 7:00 am until whenever.

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Funny story: Iraqi leaders flip Bush the bird, cheering ensues

Iraqi leaders flip Bush the bird, cheering ensues

With US President Bush issuing benchmarks and deadlines this week for the Iraqi government to complete, tensions between and within the respective governments have been running high- especially within Iraqi government, which sees many of these benchm...

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Funny story: Iraq War Prospects Fade - Russia is Next

Iraq War Prospects Fade - Russia is Next

Washingdung (IP) - Russia has become the Bush administration's next prospect for war and profits as the hope for an extended period of war in Iraq begins to fade. The insatiable appetite that the military industrial complex has for war has to be...

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Funny story: U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

U.S. To Put Iraq Up For Auction On Ebay

(Baghdad) - After a worthless, fruitless investment of hundreds of billions of dollars, and thousands of lives, and under pressure by the American public and the Democratic Party, the U.S. has finally decided to end the war in Iraq, get out, and wash...

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Funny story: US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

US House Votes For Iraq Troop Pull Out

The US House of Representatives has voted for a complete troop pull-out from Iraq which should start immediately.

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