George Bush said on Friday that the newly established institutions of Democracy in Iraq, are not there to allow them to run their own country.
Polls show that the overwhelming majority of both Sunnis and Shiites in Iraq favor a rapid withdrawal of US troops.
"No, no, no...." Bush said at a press conference. "That's not why we established Democracy in Iraq. The US Occupation of Iraq must continue...in spite of a bunch of blood...and all that..."
"That's like saying that, just because the overwhelming majority of Americans favor withdrawal from Iraq, that we have to do it. I am The Decider, and since I am not up for re-election, I can do anything I want," Bush stated.
Editors note: Evan Essence received his Masters Degree in Journalism (2003), and his PhD in Political Science (2004) from House-of-Spam Internet Marketing
