A deepening Pension's crisis has led to the Conservatives, and their Lib Dem whipping boys taking on some desperate measures. David Cameron has been watching films to try to find some money saving ideas. This has grabbed some members of the Labou...
Shards of sunlight pierced the make shift wooden shutters like long fingers, slowly moving, searching, sensing. Ed sat on the floor, his cheek pressed against the cold wall. Chunks of plaster missing in huge divets, a sign of the previous nights battle. As the beads of sweat formed on his brow he realised how hot it was in the city today. What day was it, he thought. What time? Date? Who kno...
There is nothing remotely humourous about being Secretary of State for Defence. It really isn't funny being Defence Secretary with two aircraft carriers on order but with no planes to fly off said carriers. Neither is it funny when your department sacks 42 Warrant Officers by email. Even less funny that one WO received the email while on active duty. It definitely is not a laughing matter...
The Conservative Party has been rocked by allegations over a Gloucester councillor and former mayor's private life. A report in a major national newspaper today will claim that Brian Bickersthwaite, a councillor in Tewkesbury is also a fully paid...
A secret document left on the London Underground last week has revealed the worrying fact that David Cameron is planning to De-oxygenate Britain. The plan involves selling our oxygen to other countries that don't have as much oxygen as Britain doe...
To replace State funded and establishment humour the Conservative Party have put forward the exciting idea of the BIG JOKE. In future all humour will be created by volunteers. This will save huge amounts of groaning and stifled yawns and should transform the Government's image with the electorate. However, retiring General Secretary of The Raving Loonies Party, Bill Scrap, said that with the...
Spoof Gazette reporter Dense Inchcock, has revealed that despite fears of ridicule, the Government is to produce a remake of the 1966 Carry on Cowboy film - using politicians as actors. (Which will help aleviate the politicians loss in expense fiddles, and help boost their already gigantic ego, although the pay will be well below their normal expectations) Original Character: Short Sighted Sher...
The Cameroons and their lobby fodder are walking round with wide grins. Our Glorious Ex Leader, Gordon is laughing his arse off. Labour MP's await the Ozzie v Balls battle of intellect and cross floor insults. The decision to make Ed Balls, Shadow...
David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...
UK minister for Local Government has been left holding his head in his hands. The Right Honourable, Eric Pickles is in a real pickle today. Residents of Stony Stratford, near Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire have emptied their local library of all 1...
A court case involving the alleged misdemeanours of Tory Cabinet members has ended in a shambles as the chief witness turned out to be an MI5 spy! Gloria Honeybunch who joined the Kensignton Tory faithful in March helped boost several Conservative...
John Bercow is one Speaker of the UK, House of Commons, who will not cow tow to the Government or their Whips. A Tory MP, Bercow was elected, as Speaker, by the Labour Party, who were the majority party in the House of Commons. Since then, the Tor...
An indoor Five-a-side soccer match between the 'Lib-Dems Conservative Disunited' (LDCD) and the 'Dilapidated Opposition Pretend Electioneers Shambles' (Dopes). It is to take place in George Osborne's airing cupboard on a date to be announced follo...
The shameless millionaire Chancellor George Osborne (who coined the phrase *we're all in this together", jetted off on a luxury skiing holiday - leaving Britain to suffer the backlash of his vicious policies. He went on the piste as struggling fam...
Scientists have found that people with conservative views have brains with larger amygdalas, almond shaped areas in the centre of the brain often associated with anxiety and emotions Yes, it appears to be true according to scientists, our politica...
Nigel Evans, deputy speaker of the House of Commons and Conservative MP for Ribble Valley has announced in an interview that he is gay - or what some refer to as a 'snake charmer' The plucky Tory has decided to play out, as they describe it in gay...
The UK has tonight been plunged into yet another political crisis as the coalition government has dramatically disbanded over a shambolic Secret Santa involving the most senior government ministers. According to breaking reports, the Secret Santa...
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