Buckingham Place spokesman Mohamed Al Fyed anounced Her Majesty had given an insight as to why devout roman catholics should not be allowed inside her 'crib' The queen was quoted as saying 'If the Lord has not yet made Himself visible to the delu...
Cameroon, Africa - Facebook nerds and geeks (mostly from European countries) recently held a joint press conference via Webcam from their bedrooms, recreation dens and basements of their parents' houses today, vowing to remain celibate and save the w...
In a dramatic reversal from previous Papal policies, Pope Benedict XVI announced today that the Catholic Church will allow men to receive fellatio and women to enjoy cunnilingus. However, certain restrictions will apply to both acts. The Pope's d...
Pope Benedict, on his first visit to Africa, today claimed that no contraception and people that can hardly afford to eat sending their money to the Vatican is helpful to the African people. 'It's helpful', he said in Cameroon. 'OK, it isn't, but...
In these days when bankruptcy's wolf is at the door of innocent sheep and guilty goats alike, a new piece of legislation that seeks to remove the statute of limitations on sex crimes is being blocked by of all zealots the hyper moralistic Jewish Chri...
The Sectarian Hunting Season got kicked off in Northern Ireland yesterday with the Annual 'Ash Wednesday Hunt' in Belfast. Every year Catholics have to go to church to get ashes spread on their foreheads in the shape of a cross. The reason given...
The Catholic Church has become embroiled in controversy surrounding the claims by renegade Bishop John Tyndall that the holocaust was a lie. "Six million Jews did not die in gas chambers" he claimed "they just emigrated." It is not the first time...
St Luca Beludi, patron saint of the homosexual sidekick, fell scapular over sandals in love with the handsome,charismatic and eloquent Anthony of Padua. Presciently, the patron saint of the lost and lost objects helped gay Luca Beludi find his true love. Luca followed the Billy Graham of his day over hill and over dale. The cuddlesome couple traveled as many miles as the famous American cross...
Catholic Priests in the United States were polled about their favorite films and the results are much different than in years past. A list that used to include such noted films as Boy's Town, Shoes of the Fisherman, and The Bells of St. Mary's now appears much different. As the times have changed and the Priests have come out of the closet, the 2009 choices are nowhere near the same. Fath...
After the numerous shameful scandals and embarrassing acts of the Vatican and its minions, many wonder how it is the progressive people can still be attending the Roman Catholic liturgy. Pedophiles abound, Holocaust deniers are embraced and Jerry Fal...
Researchers from the Simon Wiesenthal Foundation have uncovered evidence of the religious heart of the Nazi regime, with the discovery of a redraft of the Lords Prayer written specifically for Adolf Hitler. The prayer, shown below, was discovered...
The Barking Bishop - Bishop Richard Williamson - has brought the Roman Catholic Church into the internet age with the development of a special new social website in celebration of the rescinding of his 1988 excommunication by the Pope. "Arsebook"...
A survey by the Universidad de Roma found that American Priests do not follow Catholic norms. While the Catholic ministers from the United States seem to be constatntly in the news for their sexual exploits and conquests of little boys, the average...
The Vatican has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring that the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ. Lennon made the notorious remark to a London newspaper in 1966. The claim angered Christians worldwide and led to Beatles' albums be...
The Catholic Church has finally faced up to the problem of over-population by permitting its adherents to masturbate. They will, in the words of the Bible be allowed to 'spill their seed upon the ground', though they admit this could be messy and th...
The Roman Catholic Church has issued guidance for future priests and nuns to have psychological tests to weed out those unable to control their sexual urges. The document, approved by Pope Benedict XVI and made public on Thursday, is rumoured to...
Levi Johnson, better known as the young father of Bristol Palin's child, momentary celebrity, and disgruntled fu@%ing redneck is considered a 'person of interest' in the arson investigation by the local Wasilla police. "Levi hasn't been seen arou...
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