The earthquake tremors felt by many insomniacs across the UK on Tuesday, may actually have been the result of the early accidental demise at a Terror Training Camp, of a wannabe al-Qaeda terrorist, s...
There will be major implications for the citizens of Great Britain next week, when British Law is dissolved, and Sharia Law is introduced from midnight next Tuesday. The architect of this disaster is the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams...
Al Qaeda has announced that it has made an offer to buy the troubled bank Northern Rock.
KAH-LEE-FOR-NEE-AH, 'UNTIED' STATES OF AMERICA:...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Despite facing a barrage from the liberal media of late, the Central Intelligence Agency remains adamant that two videotapes it destroyed in 2005 did not contain any evidence of agency operatives engaging in the torture of detainee...
Kabul Afghanistan (MSNBC) - Due to the skyrocketing costs of running a Jihad new Al-Qaeda CTO (Chief Terrorism Officer) Al Abama Schawama has inked a deal with New Dehli based Rajhans Industries to manufacture their IED's (Improvised Explosive De...
NAUGATUCK, CT -- After years of believing there was a government conspiracy to make him a scapegoat for terrorists activities all over the planet, Albert Kayda, 53, has surrendered himself to authorities.
In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.
When airline pilot Christopher Robbins, 49, of Biggleswade, recently went through the trauma of divorce from a 25-year marriage, he felt overwhelmingly suicidal and decided to phone what he thought would be his local Samaritans to try and find a solu...
Osama Bin Laden, the world's most wanted man, has renounced terrorism, his hatred of the West and, most importantly, Islam itself in a newly-released video.
Vice President Dick Cheney said the nation must prepare for an inevitable nuclear strike against Iran. He said that if we do not strike soon, the Iranians will succeed in building nuclear weapons, which they might use in self-defense, in order to k...
High placed sources in the Bush administration, speaking anonymously, have reported that intelligence communities have intercepted a top secret memorandum revealing plans by Al-Qaeda to develop a whole new family of SWMDs (silly weapons of minor dis...
With Western governments freezing Jihadist bank accounts and Moslem countries paying no interest on savings, strapped-for-cash suicide bombers are having to find new and cheaper methods to kill thems...
Bush City, Talibania (IP) - Our investigative reporter has just learned that the Al Qaeda and Taliban director of social services and etiquette has been instructed by her bosses to send a nice thank you card to president Bush for the wonderful stock...
Outsourcing, the hiring of foreigners to work at wages unacceptable to normal (i.e. American) people, is nothing new. It's everywhere in corporate America these days. In fact, the very article you're reading now is outsourced. It is being wri...
New Yoik (WKRPJFK) - They fly into buildings, blow up trains and buses, and don't shower. Al Qaeda have used numerous 'evil bastard' methods to create misery for us evil western 'heathen bastards'. Now, it would appear, they have...
A post-mortem examination on the body of a man suspected of being involved in the terror attack on Glasgow airport, is due to be carried out later today.
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