This special Bilderberg Conference was held in Madrid at the request of Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy. Officiating as usual was Satan. Compere was Jimmy Savile. Musical interlude was supplied by the late Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Elvis and Sammy Davis. Drinks were served by Obama Bin Laden. Seated regally on his golden throne wearing his black silk cloak, feet on desk and fingering his mala...
White House and State Department officials are claiming no contradictions in a rush to support Mr. Maliki as leader of Iraq. Maliki must definitely stay, according to everyone in Washington with a view on the matter, starting with not-yet-announce...
Washington - Outgoing 16 year-old White House press secretary, Jay Carney, has finally admitted his secret sex change transformation from a man to a woman is well underway and that hormone replacement therapy is ongoing. Carney, who originally had...
Rumor has it that departed White House Press Secretary Jay Carney once compared the job now occupied by Josh Earnest to running a laundromat. Top quality detergent is essential to getting response to issues correct and clean. Recently a good el...
WASHINGTON, DC--The Republican House today moved to impeach President Obama for lying about a parking ticket he received in 1984 while attending Columbia University. The young Barack Obama, at the time a student at Columbia majoring in Political Sci...
Washington, D.C. - 16 year-old former White House Press Secretary, Jay Carney, is in the hospital for observation after being beaten up by a door as he left the press briefing room after announcing his resignation. Carney, who now plans to fin...
Washington DC (STT News) - Hillary Clinton paid an unexpected visit to the White House Thursday afternoon. Her arrival was at first tweeted by People Magazine but was then quickly taken down. Speculation as to the reason for the call ran rampant...
Washington, D.C. - After an average day of spinning details of current events to make the President look good, no matter how bad the situation, White House spokesman, Jay Carney, needs practically an entire pharmacy to help him sleep at night.
Yesterday the White House said "it does not recognize" results of the Ukraine referendum on Sunday. An "illegal" process. Arseniy "Yats" Yatsenyuk called it "farce." But in February, when Kiev protesters drove President Yanukovich from office--...
Washington D.C. - Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today's presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn't have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they...
Following his recent victory in the lawsuit filed against him by plaintiffs Noam Chomsky, Chris Hedges, and others challenging the National Defense Authorization Act, President Barack Obama has filed a supplemental complaint seeking recovery of the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House staff has all been told by White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax not to mention the name of the Danish prime minister in the presence of the first lady, Michelle Obama. Colfax stated that Mrs. Obama sees red whe...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Monica Lewinsky traveled to the nation's capitol to visit an old high school friend who is working as a White House intern. Lewinsky, considered to be the most famous White House intern in history, spoke with Durango Tucker of N...
Sydney, Australia - Sultry American presidential dog daze are almost over according to a famous Australian medium's prediction that the next President of the United States 'will be a major Maine Coon fan'. Blossom Goodchild, who wowed political pu...
WASILLA, Alaska - Vice-President Joe Biden, Ryan Seacrest, and Ke$ha all agree that Sarah Palin has just way too much free time on her hands. The Loose Moose from the Iceberg State has just issued her latest anti-Obama malarkey. The Tina Fey lo...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax said that The First Annual White House Pinata Party was a huge success. The party was the brainchild of Vice-President Joe Biden, and civilian presidential advisers Oprah Winfrey and Eva Lo...
WASHINGTON, DC - After the World Daily News reported that the Clintons had used the Lincoln bedroom as a brothel for donors, President Barack Obama has issued a statement, condemning the practice and has banned anyone from "doing it" in the Lincoln b...
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