Horror and fury over the proposal to have sex sex marriages in Church has caused uproar in Churches, with the Roman Catholics leading the fight against the idea. 'If sex sex marriages in Church are allowed we fear for the future of the Church' ann...
HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...
George W. Bush revealed yesterday that his daughter, Barbara Bush, is in fact adopted. A publicist for the former president posted a statement on Bush's Facebook page: "President Bush adopted Barbara from a San Francisco couple as a newborn. She...
CHICAGO - Stedman Graham and Oprah Winfrey have been together for over twenty years. The public relations executive first proposed to Winfrey back in 1992, 18 years ago. Since then he has been asked roughly 5,000 times when he and Miss O are going...
Lindon Labs, the makers of the world wide massive virtual world Second Life, have revealed that the divorce rate in the game has surpassed the marriage rate for the first time since marriage between avatars was introduced in 2001. "We introduced a...
DETROIT - The word coming out of Detroit is that white heavy metal rapper Kid Rock's marriage has hit a snag and is reportedly on the rocks. The native of Romeo, Michigan, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie has certainly more than played the...
A survey has been conducted by prestigious periodical The Vagina Observer into Hugh Hefner's marriage to the delectable centerfold Crystal Harris. Women from all social strata were asked whether or not they approved of the match. Over 98% percent of girls still at school or college said they would be "embarrassed or ashamed" if Hefner was their grandfather and that Harris was a "slut" and a "g...
The pioneering Ukrainian housewife who received the world's first voicebox transplant has been shot dead by her husband. Sonya Tajikistan, who had been voiceless for thirty years as a result of Chikungunya laryngitis, received a human larynx ten day...
While gay people cannot marry in any of these states, all four have been allowing marriages within their own families, a tradition handed down from when there WERE no other people around within 50 miles to marry. "We thought it over and since we c...
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION - TOP SECRET - Young people drafted into MI5 and MI6 found placements in dissident groups of environmentalists and other far out organisations where a new world never dreamt of before, existed difficult. People were free and...
Rumours are circulating the celebrity world that Lily Allen has secretly got married this week after she was seen on a night out sporting not just an engagement ring, but also a wedding ring on her left hand ring finger. "I think it's fairly obvio...
A naked male pygmy from the Ituri Forest in the Congo has received over 10,000 marriage proposals from women and 200 from men all around the world after appearing on the cover of the National Geographic. Although the magazine uses a black box over...
PENSACOLA, Florida - Carrie Underwood, who has won more country music awards than Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Sugarland, and Ramrod Rick & The Cattle Rustlin' Band combined, performed before a sold out audience at The Orange Seed Auditorium in P...
That's what happens when you are a somewhat aristo in jolly olde. You get to write a weekly column on absolutely nothing. So it was no surprise when a dreadfully boring columnist for an equally boring publication wrote a dreadfully boring piece on...
And to think he could almost have become POTUS [President of the United States]. According to information gleaned from a 'highly-respectable' (sic) news source, former Presidential candidate and world's number one dirty rat fink John Edwards has app...
Hugh Heffner, the 84-year-old founder of sex, has used the announcement of his third marriage to up-sell the important role monogamy has played in encouraging sex starved men to make him the lecherous multi-millionaire he is today. In a message to...
LoveHate, the marriage counsellors of choice, has released surprising news. The Argos catalogue is said to be helping couples achieve physical heights they could only hope to reach before. Mr Christopher Lueless from LoveHate said: 'It is as much...
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