Tehran,Iran/ Backdoor Erection News - Iran erupted in FLAMING revolt after the recent Presidential election which was actually a referendum on gay and lesbian rights sponsored by GLSEN, a US activist group responsible for pushing Gay and Lesbian e...
Los Angeles, CA - While citizens of Los Angeles celebrate the Los Angeles Lakers winning the NBA championship by rioting, citizens of Tehran, Iran continue to throw rocks at police and authority figures to demonstrate their anger towards a slanted el...
Horrendous scenes unfolding in Iranian capital Tehran, where we believe foreign journalists are being thrown out of the country, especially that bloke from Sky, who seems to attract trouble like a magnet. Violence flared as thousands of followers...
TEHRAN, IRAN: Here's a riddle that this writer feels should be making the rounds soon: "How many Ayatollahs does it take to rig an election?" Answer: "Not many." And that seems to be what is plaguing Iran at this moment. Amid all the stre...
Iran - In one of the biggest upsets of this decade, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad defeated the favorite to win Miss Iran, 14 year old Annie Beautyface-Asadabad. Donald Trump is set to make a decision on whether or not Mahmoud will keep his crown. Ahmadineja...
TEHRAN -IRAN: As supporters of the pro-reform movement of Mir Hossein Mousavi took to the streets to protest the results of Iran's Presidential election, the Iranian Ministry of Disinformation went into overdrive. Attempting to show not only Irani...
TEHRAN, Iran - Both hard-line incumbent Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his chief rival, reformist Mir Hossein Moussavi have declared victory in a race that brought unprecedented numbers of Iranian citizens to the polls. Votes counted so...
Chinese Zionist Fruit subversion assaults Tehran citizens undermining homophobic Iranian family values. Citizens all over Tehran were made temporarily gay after eating Jaffa Sweetie's labelled as product of Israel. A local fruit gobbler noticed...
Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): An alien crop circle that virtually destroyed Michelle Obama's newly planted White House herbaceous border was identified today as possibly the work of an Iranian-groomed UFO. The geometric 'Two Finger' etching a...
The jailing of US journalist Roxana Saberi by an Iranian court today has raised a number of legal and human rights queries. The journalists trial took place behind closed doors and Amnesty International are describing the process of the trial as "...
Theran,Iran-Taking a cue from an old comedy skit, the United States successfully unleashed the world's deadliest joke on the Iranian government. Carefully crafted so as to be extremely funny only to it's intended target, the joke toppled the Iranian...
It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...
In a sharply-worded statement to President Ihava Nodinnajaket of Iran, Gordon Brown almost sparked World War 3 when he asked if the President was deaf, dyslexic or just plain bloody ignorant. While the remainder of the world applauded Mr Brown's e...
An Iranian Children's show unwittingly presented a small child announcing to his Persian audience that his father calls his stuffed monkey by the name of President of the Most Noble and Totally Oppressive Dictatorship of Iran. Censors and scaredc cit...
"Iran has enough camel dung to give you the hump" said the world's most senior expert in bull dung, who has also studied the difference between bull's and camels. At the third Annual Symposium of Shi'ites (ASS), the spokesman said "Iran having a n...
Russia is monitoring the wreckage of two communications satellites that collided in space above Siberia. NASA says neither the earth nor the International Space Station are at risk from the debris of the Russian and American satellites. But what caus...
Tehran - (High-as-a-Kite Mess): Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has said his government has launched its first ever skunk bio-fueled space satellite 'purely for medicinal purposes'. "It's a whopping great big lie that the Safir-2 rocket's pay...
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