Miami, Florida -- Singer Gloria Estefan announced the cancellation of her farewell concert tour shortly after installing Microsoft Windows XP Service Pack 2. "We discovered our 'Miami Sound Machine' software is incompatible with the new...
It has been roundly agreed in intelligence circles that whatever it was that Pyongyang detonated, it was not a nuclear test. That said the explosion created some form of mushroom cloud and like Charley, Frances and Ivan it is headed for Florida.
News breaking from the Florida Hurricane center is that Hurricane Frances is in fact a Gore on her mother's side and Charley is her little brother. It seems as if the Gore family haven't really taken the last presidential election lying down.
FLORIDA (AP) TV networks are setting up to cover Hurricane Frances as many Florida residents are running away from the upcoming disaster.
dateline Florida FEMA officials today brought relief to the ravaged counties of Florida in the form of preprepared ballots. With houses and li...
St. Petersburgh, FL- According to Deputy Assistant Weather Chairperson on Hurricane Development and Other Related Things (DAWCHDORT), Michael Snodgrass, Florida is in for a titanic blast from nature. The trail end of hurricane Charlie will be shooti...
Tallahassee, FL - Despite the pressures caused by hurricane Charlie, Florida's Governor Jeb Bush was forced to address a topic of national concern - the exact nature and origin of corned beef hash. Although the state has a limited cattle population,...
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- One week ago, an announcement was made by Miami Dolphins owner, Wayne Huizenga, that star runningback, Ricky Williams, failed a third drug test, and was being released by the Dolphins. Today, at a press conference in downtown Miami…
ESTES PARK, Co - In what paramedics called a ‘freak accident', tourist Ben Miller lost his penis in a bear trap at an Estes Park souvenir shop. Miller, a 39 year old draftsman from Orlando, Florida, and his family were visiting the Big Thompson Rive...
Gary Jones of Miami, Florida has released a statement to the world wide news media that states that after an exhaustive privately funded study, he has concluded that elves are probably real.
Key West, Florida, June 30, 2004. In what Navy and Coast Guard officials are calling "a direct result" of Monday's Supreme Court ruling that terrorists must be allowed access to the American justice system to contest their detention, 661 U.S.
The Associated Mess June 24, 2004 10:00 PM ET WEST PALM BEACH, FL - Authorities are investigating the tragic death of a Florida man,...
Happy Shops convenience store mopping supervisor, Bubba Domas ("DumbAss"), was recently voted Prezodent of the Crestview Trailer Park Cooperative, LLC ("CTP"). This election will have great resonance in the small Florida c...
MIAMI, Florida -- Dumbfounding the U.S. intelligence community, Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is confirmed to have purchased the state of Florida in a deal worth US$ 66 billion, which included a beach-front villa in northern Ft. Lauderdale. He has alr...
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The first Mama Condoleezza's NewOrleenza Rice and Beans Bistro and Voodoo Lounge is scheduled to open later this summer in Orlando, Florida. "Many people are surprised to learn that I am actually a human being and not only eat solid foo...
At a $2,000 a plate fundraiser in Miami Florida earlier today, President Bush pointed to what he said are very specific signs that America is finally adding new jobs at a meaningful pace.
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