Dennis Kucinich, the first Pygmy ever voted into the House of Representatives, a man so small even Nicolas Sarkozy has to bend over to talk to him, continued his progressive ways by bowing to Obama's oppressive health care bill after being treated to...
Jesse Jackson is the early favorite to win this year's first Obama Award, named after President Barack Obama, who is perfect in every way. Jesse recently moved up a notch over Bill Clinton when he stated, "President Obama's shit don't stink. It sm...
Grinning cherubically at the camera, this is Seamus Brian O'Bama, the angelic little angel who went on to become America's first true black Irish president. The revealing snaps taken at a St Patrick's Day party in Tipperary 40 years ago were relea...
MEXICO (Like it matters what part) - President Obama has apologized to the Mexican Government and to criminals throughout Mexico for the murder of U.S. Citizens by a Mexican drug gang. A Mexican drug gang gunned down two cars carrying families wit...
Getting ready for a combined Family reunion and vacation in Indonesia next week, Hussein Obama treated the entire family to complete foot care and pedicure treatments in the White House in preparation of the celebratory "home coming' foot baths in...
After a series of earthquakes in the southern hemisphere, the earth's rotation has been speeded up by six minutes a day. In itself, this makes barely any difference, however, those six extra minutes a day add up to one and a half days over the cou...
Obama was severely burned during a rally at Arcadia University after spontaneously combusting while "getting fired up" about Health Care reform. The President is resting comfortably at Bethesda Medical Center, heavily sedated and a bit confused,...
Much to the dismay of true humour lovers the world over anti-Obama satirists have become robotic, running the same treadmill every day in an effort to bring him down. Their constant decrying of the new President no matter what he does always boil...
In a strange, miraculous occurance that scientists are unable to explain, all of the Moslems in the world were turned into water at exactly 6:00 a.m., GMT. Persons who witnessed this said that "all at once, there was a six foot tall pillar of water...
The radical socialist regime of Barry Obama, taking it's cue from the dramatic industrial revolutions in Russia and China, only in reverse, announced today plans to convert most of downtown Detroit into lush green fields and supplying much needed 'gr...
Health officials in Newark, NJ were aghast today after reports from area hospitals confirmed at least six (6) women were suffering serious infections in their derrieres after being 'pumped up' by moonlighting government caulkers paid to 'cut drafts a...
A lake near Washington, DC has many of those in congress puzzled by it's constant changing in shape and how it smells. Senator John McCain, who lost in the last Presidential campaign to President Barack Obama, told reporters that the rumors are tr...
The anti-smoking Smokefree group of America have heard enough about President Obama's smoking habit and have delivered a letter that they will not endorse him in the 2012 election if he cannot become a better example to today's youth. "We have be...
In a bid to be "all things to all people", President Obama emulated President Kennedy's Berlin speech and today greeted a silently waiting crowd in his best Gaelic at Dublin Airport, Ireland. Seeing as his first go-round didn't go very well. Obam...
The United States Treasury Department has announced that, effective with the 2011 printings, the United States will produce $50 bills with the image of late president Ronald Reagan. At the same time, they will also make $3 bills with the image of cu...
US President Barack Obama has been warned by Doctors to kick the smoking habit or he may well face an early grave. During a recent check up Obama told his physician he was having trouble with coughs and that he was finding himself severely out of...
Washington DC: President Obama had his physical this week. The doctor indicated that the president was in good health, but has to reduce his bad cholesterol and stop smoking. The president blamed the high cholesterol on the fact that "I now have m...
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