Voting under the mantel of "More Green Jobs" and "Fighting against Global Warming" the city council finally managed to pass a 2010 budget sustaining their 1998 vote to legalize home grown marijuana. Former Mayor, now city councilman, Marion Barry,...
Most congressional leaders missed the verbal and visual cues while standing in the oval office during the historic signing of the health care bill, but President Obama admitted that he was "hard" while talking about the process of significant change.
While stumping for support of Barney Frank's 'Leave no Child's Behind' initiative President Obama graced the sixth grade math class of PC222 with his presence. It began with a prepared mathematical explanation of how spending 900 billion on healt...
(Madison) According to Jones Applied Polling and Education Sciences, more than 90% of self-described American "Progressives" would rather shove live, furry tarantulas into their mouths, chew, and swallow, than trust anything that President Obama has...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States House passed The Health Care Bill by a vote of 219 to 212. After months and months of fighting, yelling, screaming, hollering, and backstabbing, (and that was just in the bathrooms), the monumental bill has been p...
After successfully pushing through the Health Reform Bill and defying the Republicans it is now a fact, Obama is certainly the reincarnated Gandhi! Comparisons with Mother Teresa, Florence Nightingale and Dr. House have been pouring in but now it...
Not since Pope Leo III crowned Charlemagne as Imperator Augustus on December 25, 800 has a man been so deified by the masses. Barackomagne is in step to follow Charles the Great, who ruled the Holy Roman Empire until he died in year 814. Charlemagne'...
As if one Nobel for Obama wasn't enough, word from Oslo purports he's in line for yet another, but curiously enough, he's been 'deemed' to have EARNED this latest award : Proctologist of the Decade! According to the Proclamation, the award was f...
The wacky world of Mad Dog Barack Obama became a little more insane yesterday when he insisted on letting a small detached bungalow decide whether his fancy new healthcare reform for keys should be passed or not. In the small American town of Bast...
In the most merciful display of God's wrath since Pharaoh's soldiers were drowned in the Dead Sea the long awaited and documented Rapture arrived. Many Christian scholars were not available for comment but unfortunately this intrepid reporter is.
In a stunning deathbed confession or perhaps a feeble attempt at recalling greatness, former funny person Gene Wilder dropped a birth certificate bombshell by revealing the true identity of President Barrack Obama's father; Cleavon Little. Unfort...
As the historic health care vote looms on Capitol Hill this morning, a horde of secret service agents, the FBI and Air Force Security agents are combing the city in search for Dem Congressman Dennis Kucinich whose vote appears crucial for Obamacare.
WASHINGTON - From now on, all American workers will be paid in gum. The move to a gum-based economy will totally revolutionize employer/employee relations, result in MUCH fresher breath, and result in FAR fewer cavities. Department of Labor offic...
President Obama rescheduled the apocalypse citing various conflicts. "As we all know the Mayan calendar and various other firm sources prove that the world will end on December 21st 2012. After diligent review I, as God's representative on earth, hav...
Flush from his impending victory on Obamacare where Lieutenants Pelosi & Reid subverted the US Constitution, the President now says joining the EU will enable him to accomplish the rest of his shocking goals for the country he detests. In a fa...
After interviewing Dolly the Sheep at her stall in Herfordshire, England, so called "birthers" have concluded that the reason Barack Obama will not allow the State of Hawaii to release his disputed birth certificate is that it would reveal that he wa...
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs broke the news today that because efforts by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to rein in Israel's proposed new settlements were rebuked last week, embarrassing the Administration, the President will propose his TOT'S (T...
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