After successfully pushing through the Health Reform Bill and defying the Republicans it is now a fact, Obama is certainly the reincarnated Gandhi!
Comparisons with Mother Teresa, Florence Nightingale and Dr. House have been pouring in but now it is definite, Gandhi lives!
Jaggedone has actually heard through the Buddhist grapevine that a reincarnation of mega-magnitude had taken place and even the Dalia Lama went into hiding after the news from above trickled through, he felt humiliated.
Despite Republican (what are they a bunch of Philistines?) opposition Obama has delivered the goods to millions of destitute Americans who now have the right to be treated like humans and have a free bit of medical treatment (even Communist Russia and the GDR did that!)
All Obama has to do now is pull his finger out of Afghanistan, kiss the Russians on both cheeks, kick the Israelis up their butts, stop annoying the Chinks and talk harshly to Iran and North Korea (a difficult task because they live on different planets!).
Then we really can start believing the Buddhists and their theories, actually I trod on a rat the other day and I'm sure it yelled SIEG HEIL, so it must be true!
