As Skoob News continues to plumb the depths of old comedy staples stereotyping our Germanic brothers ahead of Sunday's vital World Cup last sixteen clash with Germany in Bloemfontein, our reporter came across a motley crew of expats who worked in Dus...
Torquay hotelier Basil Flawty has some excellent advice for the the England team ahead of Sunday's last sixteen clash with Germany in Bloemfontein. Flawty reckons that if the England players can get settled early on, and not mention the war (eithe...
Vuvuzelas made by a factory in China for use at the World Cup finals in South Africa have been recalled by the makers due to what has been described as 'a choking hazard'. The plastic trumpets, a metre long and in a variety of colours, have been t...
So it's England v Germany in the last 16 of the World Cup. It had to happen sooner or later. Nothing to worry about - at least according to High Street butcher, Jack Jones, of Walmington on sea, who has a few tips for Steven Gerrard and the lads when...
Professor Keekit Ard, from The Republic of Englander, has announced his latest invention. "It is a football player, from this country, that can score a goal. Yes, I know that may seem impossible, but I have overcome many obstacles to achieve this...
Round 3 of the World Heavyweight contest between John Terry and England manager Fabio Capello was judged a draw by most judges. Neither fighter landing a decisive blow in their South African Jungle contest. Scottish clan chief Alex Salmond, who bet T...
17.5 people died when BBC ran a mock bulleting during build up to the World Cup 2010 England vs Slovenia match on Wednesday June 23. The fake news flash was meant to help stoke World Cup fever but it appears to have backfired dramatically. Three p...
France's hopes of becoming the World Cup champions were dashed yet a third straight time as they were beaten squarely by South Africa with a final score of 2 to 1. Although the win wasn't enough to keep South Africa in the games, the bigger story is...
Heads will roll, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's responsible for the debacle? I see five (be)headings and five corresponding penalties: The coach, Domenech. He will have his eyebrows shaved on prime time TV. The French Football Federation: the bosses will undergo compulsory lipposuccion. The players: their Nintendo consoles will be confiscated and access to call-girls denied for 4 years. T...
La Maladie Francaise has resulted in the disappearance of the Gallic nation. Thiery Henri, French forward, complained; 'It was the curse of the Irish. I find it hard to handle the shame and humuiliation of our departure from the World Cup as bottom t...
"Go f*** yourself in the a**, you son of a wh***" is what Nicolas Anelka is alleged to have told his coach, shattering the peace and tranquility of France, throwing a former superpower of the world into political and economic chaos. A study conducted...
England expects - that the team will not be packing its collective bags tomorrow and coming home to be pampered by the WAGs. Skoob Sports News are delighted to report that we got that one wrong. Because we just added a NOT there in Editorial. After t...
The glorious republic of France yesterday steamrollered their way into the last sixteen of the World Cup with a glorious 1-2 victory over host nation, South Africa. Reduced to ten men after a vicious South African challenge where one of their lot...
Charges were dropped Tuesday against two Paris women arrested at a World Cup match for wearing short mini orange dresses made by a brewery that FIFA says was "ambush marketing". In case someone doesn't recognize the term, "ambush marketing" is adv...
Immigration authorities say they fraudulently represented themselves as "professional footballers" when filling in application forms. Rumours of a mutiny have been swirling in the England camp ever since John Terry rebuked captain Capello for spea...
POLOKWANE, South Africa - A spokesperson for The French Football Federation is investigating allegations that one of the members of the French National Team violated established French soccer rules. The FFF is alleging that Nicolas Anelka willingl...
Following the success of the unofficial World Cup song 'Shout for England', James Corden was all set to turn up as a surprise guest on Dizzee Rascal's Friday night Glastonbury set. But the appearance is under threat because of the possibility that E...
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