Tony Blair called this morning the editors of major newspapers in London and announced that he has converted to Islam yesterday. He has also adopted the Islamic name of Abu Baker. Mr Blair was recently under immense pressure from the Pope to leav...
Havana - (Cohiba Cohabitee): Pyongyang Fist Wives Club founder Mrs Tony Blair Mk#1 has come out of the woodwork, demanding her lawfully-wedded honors a 1968 prenup. Gladys Crippen-Ratzinger was never actually divorced from her young Tone whom she...
Brussels - (Euro-Septics): Dodgy new veneers and over-zealous use of dental implants have been blamed for Tony Blair's fading EU presidential campaign. The hasbeen's gnasher-flashing plummeted to new depths this week as UK news cameramen complaine...
The UK government has insisted it will not pay back a ransom to the British taxpayers. The government gave the ransom to a couple of pirates to allow the couple to declare an illegal war, as well as to fund illegal property deals for themselves. T...
At a press conference late last night, Prime Minister Gordon Brown admitted that his backing for Tony Blair as EU President was sealed in a secret meeting at the Walworth branch of Pizza Hut. "Every 15 years we meet up, and this time it was my choic...
It has been revealed that Tony Blair, once he becomes the EU President, intends asking the EU Commissioners to allow him, and Lady Blair, to reside at Buckingham Palace, as befits his new role, as the all-powerful President of Europe. Her Majesty,...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair has shocked European leaders by refusing the nomination of EU President. Blair who, behind-the-scenes has been lobbying hard for the role, is said to have made the U-turn after talks with aides. Blair was said t...
Former German dictator and Nazi leader Adolf Hitler is to become the European Union's first president. Speaking at the annual Nuremberg rally to commemorate the 1923 beerhall putsch in Munich, Hitler said to 125,000 fanatical Nazis: 'Look, um, hi,...
A Centugenarian, known to his friends down the OAP centre, as Dolfie, has been evicted by Tony Blair. The very old German said Tony and his wife Cherie had just kicked him out on the street for no reason. Tony denies this. He said he had very good...
Former American President George W. Bush - not to be confused with George H. Bush - today announced that he has given away his beloved poodle, after nothing could be done about its lack of spine. Tono, a Yuppy Malteser poodle, had been spending al...
Dublin - (Blarneybollox): The EU treaty is a dead duck following Irish voters' revulsion of squalid whorsetrading that would have made Head of IRA Army Council Tony Blair president of the Union. This is the second time Ireland has been subjected t...
There will be no more bacon until Cherie Blair reveals where she got her swine flu. The probability exists that Ms Blair has used undue influence to obtain a better virus than that available to the man in the street. Parliamentary Expenses investi...
Very soon, Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom will be able to breathe a sigh of relief as the burden of monarchy is lifted from her ageing shoulders. For there is to be a new Head of State in the person of Anthony (Tony) Blair, when he becom...
Scientists have confirmed that the type of Swine Flu experienced by men is much more painful and distressing than that contracted by women. Men, on detecting the first symptoms, are advised to go home, lie on the couch and watch TV. Fluid intak...
Shockwaves - In a sensational comeback Tony Blair is to reform his band 'ugly rumours' and fill the 50 vacant tour dates, left since Micheal Jacksons death /murder /abduction /accidental overdose /overdose /heart attack or whatever. Sensational.
The plan to rename a famous railway station has met with outcry. It had been announced that Tony Blair Station was to be returned to it's original name. Thatcher Central. The move has sparked protests from diehard members of the Labourist party who s...
With the inauguration of the new Acropolis Museum, increased international pressure is being exerted upon the British government to return the "Elgin Marbles." These works of art appropriated from the Parthenon by Lord Elgin, a British diplomat, in...
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