LOS ANGELES - Well, Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today and once again the little lost child got her way...she won! She needs to definitely start buying lottery tickets because with her luck she could easily wins millions of dollars. "LiLo" l...
A controversial scheme in which criminals were allowed to commit two crimes but only go to prison for one of them has been scrapped. Minister of Justice Herbert Folly has said he will no longer try to get the law enacted, explaining that when he had...
As concerns grow for elderly residents of care homes, new proposals have been advanced suggesting that placing the elderly on board strategically positioned prison ships will ease the burden on the taxpayer. The idea appears to be gaining support...
David Cameron has launched the New Tory Party which has taken over from the old discredited one - as assessed by the Daily Mail and the Murdoch empire. From now on Law'n Order will be a top priority. With a tough policy thousands more layabouts an...
VENICE BEACH - Well Mr. and Mrs. America, the poor, little, mistreated rich girl has done it again. She has pulled the wool over the eyes of some folks who are either smitten with her celebrity status or who have just gotten so damn tired of havin...
There is the old adage about a policeman's whistle. The sound of it either brings you comfort or fear. If you are comfortable in the first place it is reassuring to know that you are being protected from the revolutionary hordes - but if you are of a category that immediately causes the police to be suspicious you fear the sound of a police whistle. Now the Tories know which side of the fen...
Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan has resigned herself to the fact that she is headed back to the "Big House." Lohan, 24, was recently sentenced to be incarcerated for 120 days in The Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women in Los Angeles for stealing a necklace,...
LOS ANGELES - Hollywood starlet-spoiled brat Lindsay Lohan told her attorney Shawtessa "Jolly" Holley that she does not appreciate the fact that Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has sentenced her to 120 days in Prison.
LOS ANGELES - Superior Court Judge Stephanie "The Shark" Sautner has said that she is fed up with the irresponsible arrogant antics of Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan. And as a result she has sentenced Miss Lohan to serve 120 days, or 4 months, whichever comes first, in L.A.'s infamous Zsa Zsa Gabor Prison For Women. Lohan sat quietly in her chair and could be heard asking her attorney Shawn...
A recent report suggests that prisoners who become interested in writing while in prison are much less likely to reoffend when they are released. The Writers In Prison Network has published figures that suggest that inmates who participate in writ...
Today it was announced that Birmingham prison would become the first privatised prison in the UK. The Prison Officers Union (POU) immediately declared the idea "out of order" and vowed to lock up the idiot who thought it up. Chairman of POU, Mao T...
LOS ANGELES - After months and months of sweating out the possibility that he could end up in prison, the judge in the Mel "From Hell" Gibson - Oksana "The Pretty Pianist" Grigorieva assault case has ruled that the "Mad Aussie" will be placed on prob...
HOLLYWOOD - Lindsay Lohan says that she has learned her lesson and hopes to get back on the right track and leave the world of booze, drugs, lesbian nudity, suggestive finger nail messaging, and necklace stealing behind her. The much troubled actr...
Rock superstar George Michael says it was Lord Justice Emmanuel Karma who sent him to prison last year after he crashed his car while under the influence of drugs. The ex Wham star spent 8 weeks in Pentonville Prison in 2010 for his second drug-dr...
A 71-year-old paraplegic who killed two Riverside, California police officers nearly 28 years ago is challenging his recently reaffirmed death sentence citing the San Quentin death chamber's "non-compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act of...
Disgraced MP Eric Illsley, who was jailed earlier this month for defrauding his parliamentary expenses, is coping in prison according to his wife. Dawn Illsley told the media that, as her husband was a carpenter before entering politics, it was na...
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