(PANAMA CITY) -- Noted hurricane communicator Geraldo Rivera caught up with Katrina off the coast of Florida. Rivera, the first human to discover that hurricanes were sentient life forms chastised the storm going,...
Miami, Florida - Yes, that's right… but, wow, Jerry's dating again! Tabloid TV tycoon Jerry Springer, after a much publicized break up with longtime girlfriend, Bambi Bung, has once again, or for the first time, found true love.
CAPE CANAVERAL, Florida (AP) The space shuttle Discovery reluctantly returned to the launch pad for its first mission since the Columbia disaster, shooting for a July 13 lift-off date. But in an ominous foreshadowing, the journey from the assembly bu...
This afternoon airport security screeners at a Florida airport detained two suspicious individuals and confiscated several mango trees that the pair attempted to smuggle through a security checkpoint.
MIAMI, FLORIDA - Scientists from all over the world have gathered in Florida this week to study the age-old question: Is a frog's ass water tight?...
A long discussed proposal to change the date of April Fools Day to April 15th became actual initiative today as papers were signed, hands were shaken, and fannies were patted all around at the offices of the Taxpayers Association in Largo, Florida.
Heavier than expected binge drinking by spring break partiers has lead to alcohol shortages throughout Florida. Excessive consumption of spirits is at the core of spring break festivities for the millions of college students who flock to Florida eac...
Washington D.C. Friday 25 February - (Rioters): Forensic astrologers at the National Jeb Revulsion Laboratory in Tampax, Florida have taken the unprecedented step this weekend of issuing an astro-seismology alert following the discovery of a mass...
After weeks of differing and fluctuating back and forth, the state-by-state polls for the presidential race now agree that the race will once again come down to Florida, and that the Sunshine State itself comes down to one undecided voter. 68-year o...
Cleveland, Ohio: The Republican Party announced that its "Don't Get Out The Vote" campaign is being met with widespread success in key battleground states, including Ohio, Pennsylvania and Florida.
Tampa, Florida - Wednesday Speaking before a randomly-selected audience of uncommitted multi-millionaires at a campaign rally in Florida, President Bush yesterday unveiled his plan to scrap all compulsory federal income taxes for certain secti...
Tallahassee, FL - The Florida Department of Elections released the recommendations of its Voting Methods Commission today. This year's Flor...
American authorities were facing a race against the clock in their audacious bid, to transfer Mount St Helens to Florida before it erupted. With earthquakes and other nasties already underway, geological survey scientists believed there was no time t...
With only days remaining before the mildly anticipated debate between George Bush and John Kerry in Coral Gables, Florida, the PR departments of both camps are in high gear trying to drum up…even a little bit of enthusiasm among the potential viewing...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Florida's 19th Annual Hurricane Awards. This is where we honour those thunderstorms which made the step up and caused sufficient damage to put them in the running for a much coveted AHA. Without fu...
MIAMI: A new hurricane formally named Kerry last night by the Hurricane Center in Miami, Florida, has formed off the coast of the United States. Hurricane trackers have been following the former tropical storm every since it mysteriously formed off...
Jeanne became a Hurricane as soon as she hit the Domincan Republic. This category 2 will now move through the Bahamas before reaching Nassau around Sunday. From there it's onto South Florida with predictions ranging between a near miss and veerin...
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