In a sweeping plan to ban plastic bags which have left Brits Breathless, the European Union is taking the first step to shut down deviate sex practices which they say affect the Health & Safety of the British Public. Plastic bags , since inven...
Friends of Jedward have tonight revealed that the fantastic duo's fabulous Eurovision song contest success has been overshadowed by a secret family sadness that not even their publicity machine will talk about. This secret tragedy happened almo...
Greece will leave the Euro and join the pound. The news was confirmed last night by Prime Minister Davos Cameron and the Chancellor Georgios Osbourne. Monetary union with Greece is not an official coalition policy, but nobody really cares about those...
We will fight them on the beaches before long, if as is being reported today, bonkers Brussels bureaucrats soon pass a new law that's on their mad agenda which will force Great Britain to drop its Great prefix by 2015. It seems that, as some woul...
The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...
The EU came one step closer to the financial abyss today with highly sensitive reports that the Nation of Greece , unable to placate tax dodging civilians, unsustainable pensions and perks for government workers was going to take the easy way out an...
The furor over the demise of terrorist Osama Bin Laden will not abate, now involving theories of suicide, death due to his lack of treatment for kidney stones by the NHS, terrible intestinal pain from Trichinosis, or his self immolation while sim...
The European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg today made a landmark judgement that finally recognised the plight of EAS sufferers. The ruling will also lead to a major review of European employment law. Employment Aversion Syndrome, or EAS, rem...
Libyan Dictator Muammar Quaddaffy said 'things couldn't get any better' after hearing Silvio Berlusconi was sending some 'crack' Italian troops to join "Petain's Marauders', France's elite front line shock troops, to administer proper protocol in...
The leaders of all states in the European Union have met in an emergency summit in Brussels to devise a common approach to Libya. France, Germany, the United Kingdom and Italy's Premiers led the debate and have issued a statement on behalf of all...
The European Commission is refusing to back down on its target of eradicating the use of carbon paper from the workplace by 2015. Karl Heinz Stiebling, European Commissioner for Policy Implementation and Procedural Oversight, stated to the world p...
The announcement that Cornish Pasties have been awarded a Protected Geographical Indication status under European Commission rules has delighted many a pasty maker from Cornwall. The status allows only them to label their pasties Cornish using a str...
Following quick on the heels of the EU mandating that prisoners be granted the right to vote, came the shock pronouncement today that all prisoners now have the right to join a union, go on strike, and in effect bring justice to a standstill! Nati...
'Lord' Peter Mandelson was spotted by a sharp-eyed reader standing crestfallen on Brussels station beside his neatly labelled luggage. A porter, wearing the new EU uniform of stars round his hat and large gold epaulettes, said that le Petit Twerp,...
Secret police arrests and a campaign of terror are keeping EU spending excesses a deadly secret. Exploding heads newspaper, the Daily Express, is gleefully exposing the European Commissions "grubby" attempts to conceal out-of-control spending.
A new rule has come into force this year to make all mobile (cell) phone manufacturers adopt the same charger, which will be micro-USB. This has angered Apple, who have enjoyed changing their charger with each release of their iPhone in order to ensu...
The European Commission in it's first session this year in Brussels voted yesterday January 5th 2011 to freeze all Iceland's assets held in European banks as a result of the financial crisis. Iceland closed its high street banks as a result of exp...
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