Confident in his doctor's skills and in the stint technology used to strengthen the walls of his arteries, Bill Clinton reportedly made an unscheduled stop on his way home from the hospital, for a three-pack chili dog combo and a side of cheese fries...
Former President William Jefferson Clinton was admitted yesterday to NY Presbyterian Hospital with chest pain. It was initially reported that he had coronary arterial blockage caused by a buildup of cholesterol plaque in the artery. Subsequently...
During a Haitian relief fundraiser, former U.S. President Bill Clinton revealed that he and his wife, current U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, traveled to Haiti several years ago for what he called a 'delayed honeymoon'. The honeymoon is...
New York - (Reuterus): According to Homeland Insecurity Department transcripts the fruit (think 'giant hairy melon') of that sordid 70s coupling has lived the Life of Riley spreading rancor in cyberspace about her eclectic DNA. But as UK Fraud Sq...
According to a new book due out in February, former President Bill Clinton BARELY escaped being indicted for lying under oath. Although eventually cutting a deal of some kind, most people agree that the former president's actions and his followin...
London - (Reuterus): "Totally preposterous rubbish" is how one golfing expert put it today commenting on the latest Tiger Woods scandal story. This claims that Afro-Carribean TV newsreader Moira Stuart and Bill Clinton have spoofed the world about...
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - (Reuterus): A sordid Hellfire Club cover-up involving Bill Clinton and a Bajan/Dominican BBC newsreader is still whitewashing Tiger Woods' DNA. According to documents released under the UK's Freedom of Disinfor...
Marc Mezvinsky, newly announced fiance of Chelsea Clinton, confirmed rumors today that he is only marrying her for the dowry. Chelsea, the daughter of former United States President Bill Clinton and current Secretary of State Hilary Clinton, is 29 y...
A formerly obscure, but wildly popular UK woman in her village of Dudley for her propensity to have over 300 orgasms a day, was taken off the dole and offered a prestigious job in the US as a Humidor for former President Bill Clinton's priceless ciga...
"That is Bill Clinton!" stated former aide to the president, Monica Lewinsky, according to an unnamed source who didn't want her family to know she watched such movies. Lewinsky is said to have stated, "There's that triple mole on his back near th...
Betty Salas, a former aide to President Bill Clinton, claims that she can't get a date because of working alongside Monica Lewinsky, and blames both for her problem. "Just because everyone knew that I too was starry-eyed over the President, I did...
As the sun set on Transylvania Avenue in the ancient European city of Washingtonja, people rushed home after their day of working in the fields, such was their dread of being outdoors after dark in that part of the world, but one pretty girl named Monica stayed out in the fields, singing a song quietly to herself. 'Whistle while you work, Billie is a twerp, my blue dress is, in a big mess, can't w...
New York, NY - Former President Bill Clinton is missing and presumed fornicating at an unknown location. Speaking from Mr. Clinton's office in Harlem, spokesperson Ferris Wheeler said, "We haven't seen him since October 3rd, when he bundled Madame...
Washington,DC/ Pentagon Update on Leaking Military News - President Obama, no longer thought of as having a decisive intellectual mind, has yet again prolonged making a military decision on Pentagon experts calling for increased US troops on the gro...
During a press conference Monday, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton admitted that the United States has concrete proof of where Osama might be hiding if the stupid Iraqis, Turds...Kurds and Taliban quit spotting our top secret detailed satellite sho...
Washington DC: President Obama Twittered former President Bill Clinton and former Vice President Al Gore via his Blackberry, in March 2009. He asked them to "come to the White House and to use the back door, but not to sign in." (This information was...
Little Cock, Arkansas - (Reuterus): A lifetime restraining order barred Chelsea Clinton from Saturday's Ted Kennedy funeral where her birth mother Virginia Joan Bennett Kennedy sat propped up by several bottle emptyings of her favorite Rattlesnake Vo...
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