Following the success of a training program designed to teach orangutans how to survive when taken from captivity and placed back in the wild, the Thailand-based trainers have modified the sessions to work in reverse; for footballers.
In what appears to be life's greatest irony, Nathan Porter, a 35 years old lifeguard who dedicated his whole life to save others, was found dead by his wife in their own bathtub.
RALEIGH - In a scene right out of Hitchcock's "The Birds," Orwell's Animal Farm, or the movie "Caddyshack," a north Raleigh man complained today that beavers will not leave his trees alone. Toursaton Wilhelm, since...
It just seems that car headlights and deer "go together". This mysterious phenomenon of "Dammit, why won't that animal move!?!" is one that is well known in America. It is the cause of over 100,000 vehicle accidents annually,...
Animal rights activists are in an uproar after McDonald's began serving a live frog on a bun. McDonald's countered charges of animal cruelty by pointing out that the frog is first stunned with a McTaser then forced to listen to Barry Manilow...
Legally blind paraplegic runaway William Ryan, 10, made an incredible solo trek from New York City to a Pennsylvania farm where his father had sent the family cat, police said yesterday.
A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.
WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.
With the votes piling in for the US senate now the Democrats have won control of the US House of Representatives, it has been revealed via leaked documents that Utah accidentally voted in three goats and a tortoise named Sammy.
A woman from Buxbury, West Sussex, and her husband have been arrested on charges of consuming, and aiding and abetting the consumption (respectively) of a giraffe. The as-yet-unnamed couple were caught on the 11 November having finished their supper,...
DETROIT (AP) -- Former autoworker Ralph Rodentia had always kept a few guinea pigs around the house for his kids to play with while he earned a big salary working on the General Motors assembly line.
Representatives of the A.D.A., American Duck Association, filed papers stating intent to sue for defamation of character and stereotyping in the World Court.
Just when Americans thought their food choices couldn't get any more bizarre, the Food and Drug Administration has once again caved under the political pressure brought by large agribusiness groups seeking approval of "cloned animals" for human food.
With what can only be called poor timing drug maker Merck's CEO Johnston S. Phillips said Vioxx was no more dangerous then swimming with a sting ray.
In a surprise announcement, Monsanto admitted what many have suspected for some time, that their genetically modified crop program is out of control. But unlike the usual complaints of ruined crops and dead farm animals, these complaints involved pe...
Reliable sources and documents leaked by those sources reveal last night that Bush and Blair are about to bring an end to a long running controversy in the western world i.e. the testing on animals by the pharmaceutical, defence and cosmetics industr...
Today in parks around the US, a study done by the reserchers of animal studys found, that nearly half of animals in parks, homes, and even zoos, have been "smoked up". Among the boxes of pictures and video footage, there studies may make wa...
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