With David and Barack cooing to each other like demented cock-roaches during their photo-op at the White House today, calling each other by their first names as if they were bung-hole buddies from way back, all was going well. But when a reporter ask...
Shocking scenes today at the White House as an educated, wealthy white man in his forties ran around, doing what he was told by a black man. David Cameron, the British Prime Minister, was obsequious to an alarming degree and even referred to Bar...
Prime Minister David Cameron has been snubbed on his first visit in that capacity to the USA. Some woman answered the back door of the White House. She looked Cameron up and down then up again and said, "Whom the fuck are you dude?" Cameron antici...
Yes that is correct the Dictator of Zimbabwe and the illegal President of the United States are cousins, could this explain why both have sought to fatten themselves up while destroying their own countries and the innocent citizens who will starve to...
WASHINGTON D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has announced that the popular hip hop band, The Louisiana Tar Balls will be performing at a special White House picnic for NBA superstar and brand new member of The Miami Heat LeBron "Mr. Fort...
Trying to keep up with World Events, President Obama shot 115 on the links at Andrews Air Force base,barely keeping ahead of the body count in Mexico, Chicago, Indiana, Philadelphia but a tad behind Caracas. With the slaughter of 18 at a birthda...
Mention the word 'shopping' to the average woman and their eyes light up with fiendish frenzy, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is no exception as she has been given an open check book to visit Pakistan and buy as much 'friendship' as the falte...
Washington AC/DC - (Specious Relationship News): The move flies in the face of official government guidelines insisting that interpreters are always present at top level state summits. New UK Prime Monster David Cameron has demanded the right to t...
ARKHAM, MASSACHUSETTS - As political and economic troubles continue in the US, the American media still insists that President Obama is doing the best job that can be expected in a situation of Herculean adversity. However, using Christina Romer's 20...
Downeast Mainers were left with dropped jaws over the weekend when their daily lives were constantly interrupted by armed security guards, and hi speed black limousines in convoy careening around the narrow laid back country lanes of Mt. Desert Islan...
London - (BP Mess): You can blame the austerity-driven mothballing of the Queen's Fright - er...Flight! - for the humiliation. On Monday UK Prime Monster David Cameron takes the redeye to Washington on British budget carrier SqueeziJet. That me...
Having side stepped the 'birth certificate' legitimacy question in the good old U S of A, Brit bashing President Obama will now run as British PM for the 'Land of the Free' party against David Cameron et al in 2015. Policies include rewriting of h...
ZURICH - Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf, which is Swiss for chickensh*t, has announced that she has decided not to extradite child molester Roman Polanski to America, and to grant him his full freedom instead. Widner-Chump stated t...
reparation: [rep-uh-rey-shuhn] n 1.the making of amends for wrong or injury done: reparation for an injustice. example: we be reparation for what whitey do 200 years ago. Polls show that 92% of African-Americans voted for Barack Hussein Obama. Jes...
When Barack Obama hit the first lady with the news that they were going to the Maine backwoods for a short little vacation, Michelle wasn't too enchanted with the idea. Sure, the idea of getting in some hiking, canoeing, and fishing was a great idea...
Secret Service agents descended on Bangor,Maine early this week, to make final security preparations at the "Tree Hugger Book Store" where Stephen King will be holding a book signing for his new nightmare thriller detailing the possible demise of the...
There was panic in the Maine tourist industry today with the news that President Barry Obama and his immaculate family were threatening to disrupt the entire Tourist Economy of Mt. Desert Island with a Presidential 'personal holiday' starting next we...
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